Starbeams: Top 5 Demands of Occupy Springfield Protestors

Police arrested eight Occupy Springfield protesters last weekend.

Now Here Are The Top 5 Demands of Occupy Springfield Protestors:

#5. Build a giant electric fence around the Stock Market.

#4. Poor people should get just as many "throwed rolls" as wealthy people.

#3. Graduating Kickapoo students need more poo to kick.

#2. A fair price for all appliances left on the lawn.

#1. Free Hee-Haw reruns on Netflix.

 

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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