Police arrested eight Occupy Springfield protesters last weekend.
Now Here Are The Top 5 Demands of Occupy Springfield Protestors:
#5. Build a giant electric fence around the Stock Market.
#4. Poor people should get just as many "throwed rolls" as wealthy people.
#3. Graduating Kickapoo students need more poo to kick.
#2. A fair price for all appliances left on the lawn.
#1. Free Hee-Haw reruns on Netflix.
Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM