Starbeams: Time-Warner to the Rescue, Smoked Money & Hot Intern Fundraiser

Kansas residents are fed up with people crossing over the median and causing head-on collisions on K-10, so the state will finally install cable where crashes have occurred.  The cable will be installed by Time Warner so it should be done by Tuesday between noon and four.

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Bank of America at College and Antioch closed Wednesday because of a small fire in the computer room that filled the bank with smoke.  Now the bank is charging five dollars for the withdrawal of fresh-smoked money.

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Herman Cain has raised a whopping $1.2 million since his sexual harassment scandal made the news.  Seems the harassment charges have helped him substantially when it comes to raising money.  Did I mention that my intern is showing some really hot cleavage today?

 

Kelly Urich hosts the morning drive show on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: Time-Warner to the Rescue, Smoked Money & Hot Intern Fundraiser

  1. KCMonarch says:

    My God Kelly….your efforts are consistently weak.

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