Hearne: 38 The Spot Wants YOU To Be The Next Holly Starr

Who will be KC’s next "It Girl"?

For more than three years Holly Starr was Kansas City’s poster child for smoking hot babes. She ruled the nightlife and the media roosts, via her TV hottie gigs on 38 the Spot and was squired at one time by Chiefs quarterback Tyler Thigpen.

In short, Starr was the cure for the common Watson’s Girl.

Then last year Starr did the unthinkable and got married.

The 30-something hottie’s biological clock was ticking hard and she wanted children. To that end, Starr has a two month old daughter and is passing the Channel 38 baton to a playa-to-be-named-later. 

But not much later.

38 the Spot is hard at it, searching for Starr’s replacement with it’s officlal "Drive Now Auto Credit Talent Search"

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, the search for Holly Starr’s replacement is sponsored by a used car dealer.

"38 The Spot is looking for a new host!" reads the station’s Internet come on. "If you have style, charm and a great sense of humor, you could be the new face of 38 The Spot!"

There’s more.

"We are looking for a warm and engaging individual to represent 38 The Spot! Be a part of our team in all our promotional campaigns."

Hold it right there, I am so busted…

On closer examination, it would appear that Starr could be replaced by a dude. Check out the pic of the applicants that showed up for one of its auditions. And note that it says "individual." Nothing about the gender of the applicants.

"You know, we’re an equal opportunity employers," Starr quips.

Wait a minute. So I could I take Holly Starr’s place? Where’d I put that application?

OK, so here’s the link, knock yourselves out. Then go to 38 The Spot’s audition this Saturday from 2 pm to 4 pm. at Union Station

Uh, see you there?

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27 Responses to Hearne: 38 The Spot Wants YOU To Be The Next Holly Starr

  1. smartman says:

    AARP SuppleMENTAL Income
    This is a perfect side gig for you and Glaze. You could be the new BOOTS WILLIAMS and COLONEL BILLY. A poor man’s Lemon and Matthau

    I’d date Jerry Mazer before I’d date Tyler Thigpen.

    So much for Holly Star becoming the next Meryl Streep. Just another washed up broad like FRANKIE The Remarkable Mouth, the Watson’s Girl, Melana Scantlin and that Dannie Boatwright chick. Beauty is only skin deep bitches. Need some substance to go along with all that STYLE. I hear that Holly’s husband is about as exciting and interesting as Al Gore. Life is like ice cream, Rocky Road is always better than vanilla.

  2. Hearne Christopher says:

    Poor Man’s, huh?

    You’re the one who said he’d prefer Jerry Mazer

  3. tubbs says:

    Is that
    the Melana Scantlin without a gag reflex?

  4. Hearne says:

    Bet you guys didn’t know that…
    in addition to being Puddle of Mudd lead singer Wes Scantlin’s cuz, Melana’s seventh great-uncle is George Washington, the first president of the United States.

    Sez so on Wikipedia

  5. Craig Glazer says:

    Not So Fast Smartman
    thanks for thinking of me, you are right, but KC media sees me as the “likeable bad guy” so in this market, that creates fear. Sadly for me in another big city I could make a living just on my voice and media presence, they get it, we don’t. Yet I am on four to six radio and often TV shows weekly here, as a guest, thats safe I guess. Hah.

    Holly Star is a very nice lady. I have known her for a few years. Remember she did this in Vegas as well. Saw it when I was there. I think its wrong to say she is past it, she got married, is having a baby and is still very beautiful. I am a fan. She will be back in some fashion after the baby. Radio was interested in her, but she wasn’t. Her husband is well to do and wants her to be a wife and mother not a TV pitch lady. Holly never said she was a movie star or great actor. She is a good person. Hey wish I had met her a few years ago, maybe she could have saved my ass.

  6. Orphan of the Road says:

    Really Hearne?
    George Washington was the first president of the United States? And Wikipedia is your source for validating?

    Want to try again?

    Georgie was my seventh great grandmother’s second husband.

  7. Ted Tedderson says:

    HOW BOUT JEN FROM SHAWNEE MISSION KIA! SHE IS SO HOT AND HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY! I LOVE THOSE COMMERCIALS! I AM ALSO BRAIN DEAD.

  8. newbaum turk says:

    new girl
    What is Geri Gosa doing these days?

  9. Susan J. says:

    38 the Spot will never be the same
    My kiddos and I loved watching Miss Holly on the Simpsons every night, it was our dinner ritual. We even met her once at a Mavericks game, she is such a sweet heart. Kudos to her for having her priorities straight! I’ll bet she is a great mom, and if she ever wants to come back to tv she will be welcomed by many.

  10. Radio Guy says:

    Shoes to fill
    From a personal standpoint those are tough shoes to fill. I have worked with Holly and found that her beauty is not only skin deep. Many great qualities all wrapped up in one perfect package. Knowledgable and wit to boot. There is no guarantee KC will embrace the person who replaces her. Look at all the anchors, etc that have been in KC forever. Have you seen them on magazine covers and praised in newspaper articles? Hell no. She was in demand but stepped away due to other priorities. Walked away from the limelight and all the perks and even turned down a on going gig with Sports Radio and Johnny Dare. You are right Glazer on all accounts regarding Holly. First time for everything.

  11. Hearne Christopher says:

    Very attractive lady, but with all due respect, not in Holly’s league

  12. Hearne Christopher says:

    The KCTV newsie who walked the plank in 2002?

    Good question. Don’t even see her on Facebook or Google images. But we’re talking smoking hot here, turk.

  13. Rural Juror says:

    Bleh
    Starr is good looking but if you ask me KC lacks in that department. Scantlin and Boatright? BLEH. Both look like they have had too many trips to the local plastic surgeon. And that hitious chick who does the KIA comercials? Equally non classy like the car she represents. 38 has crappy reruns anyway so who cares.

  14. smartman says:

    @Glaze
    You and Hearne would be fucking perfect! You’d get the lovers and the haters. Could be bigger than Torey and Gus. Christ, you guys could be HILARIOUS with the the right
    WRITER(S). A little sketch comedy stuff.
    Some Craig and Hearne bobbleheads!

    Fuck Holly’s hubby’s money. Money is for DOUCHEBAGS. I’ve always had enough and whenever I get too much I give it to charity otherwise I’d kill myself in a Cristal and cocaine-infused orgy with a bunch of 18 year old Thai Hookers in my G4 on my way to pick up my FERRARI’S in Italy.

    I could make Charlie Sheen look like the Dalai Lama. Thank GOD I’m self aware enough to realize that flaw in my personality.

    You and HC need to to put the mean lean on the 38 folks. And change it from THE SPOT to THE G-SPOT. G being for Glazer of course.

  15. mark smith says:

    Is it wrong that I think
    Rochelle from Carpet Corner is fap worthy?

  16. Craig Glazer says:

    I Like It Smartman
    Good call. Guess Johnny John D. I’ll be looking for you around town my friend. Best keep an eye open, I will give you a chance to crawl first punk. I will surely see you on the plaza or somewhere and soon. Looking forward to our “talk”. This is not aimed at you smartman its for John D.

  17. chuck says:

    Glaze has fleshed out the sniper.
    JOHNNY: “Ruh roh…”

    Hey Johnny, how much vacation time ya got?

  18. Matt says:

    38
    Hearne good article about Holly Starr too bad you had to associate it with the low budget antics of trying to find someone to take her place on theSpot. How they ever got her to dothat job I will never know. Seen her in Vegas on tv on a commercial and the bartender said she does a show there and has a good following. It was just recent so she must be back to work there. Got to meet her when she sang at the Royals game and she is very cool. She had to stand right by or seats about 10 minutes before they were ready for her. 38 sucks but Holly made it better. Only watched it when the games were aired tho. Purty gal.

  19. Hearne Christopher says:

    You’re joking, right?

  20. Johnny says:

    ohhhh yeah.. just shakin in my boots……. LMBO!!!!
    I didnt even post on this thread and douche boy glazer is still yammering on? How fcking funny(lame) is that?

    glazerboy… you have make this website basically unreadable….
    So I dont even read KCC much anymore, it is just not interesting, like it used to be…
    Your bragging and self promotion bullshit is boring…. and you pollute every thread here…
    You make it unpleasent… so I dont/wont be checking as often…… lots of other websites to visit.

    I just stopped in the other day to check in, and saw that glazer funeral headline… and … welll…. oh well…..
    Anyway, you do whatever you feel you need to do glazer boy….. and lets see how it all works out.

    good luck hearne, see ya around.

  21. Johnny says:

    but…. I ll be back…
    I’ll be back from time to time… to see if glazer is gone… just a matter of time…..
    if he isnt…. then pointing out glazers failings is a public duty, every so often…. but it gets old really quickly.
    It will be interesting to read the story of roid rage glazer attacking someone who may or may not be me…. lets see how it all works out.

  22. Craig Glazer says:

    John D.
    I’ve heard enough from a strong source that you have said all those things to her, so thats good enough to have a word with you. If you don’t happen to be this guy than it still works out. Whoever you are, yeah don’t read us anymore. Thats fine. I could have had any comment taken down I wanted, anytime. I didn’t just to learn more about you. We know that kcfred and others are all the same guy, thats fine, its fun entertainment for readers. What you did went a bit far so look forward to seeing you around.

  23. Hearne Christopher says:

    Boys, boys, boys. Behave!

  24. harley says:

    glaze…please calm down…
    don’t want anything bad to happen. Take it like we all do. This is for fun and entertainment…whoever
    this john d guy is let it go…don’t want you in any more trouble…you’re too old to hassle with crap people like him.
    stay cool…now will you please get us some pics of your “breaking” in your new vehicle (lol)…stay loose…no crazy shit.

  25. Johnny says:

    LOL@LULZ glazer
    Oh glazer,,,, man you need cut back on the roids and coke, they make you say silly things, you are getting delusional.

    fyi- I didnt say this stuff to anyone, I said it to you , here….. but It is very telling that other people
    are saying exactly what I am saying… think about it… admit your problems, fix them and join the human race.
    Stop being a bragging, self promoting piece of shit….
    ================================
    ================================

    “”yeah don’t read us anymore. Thats fine””

    I wonder?….is that basically the motto now here at KCC? cuz no way to run a business

    I only post cuz I have been a long term fan of hearnes… I never showed anger or threats, I just posted…
    glazer on the other hand is a green skinned, coked out, roid rage monster constantly on the verge of insanity…
    and it reflects baddly on you hearne…. glazer does not show the type of maturity one needs to do what he is doing, he is hurting you…

  26. Taco Time says:

    Not That It Matters
    Johnny man, Glazer is it seems, the most popular writer on this site. Hearne is hot too, but Glaze brings the heat. He knows that, so does Hearne I would think, it makes this fun to read. You hate him thats your biz, I think he’s an interesting MOFO.

  27. Jess says:

    Yay!
    Thank god she’s leaving she’s a fat ass and ugly

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