Starbeams: THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD

The Chiefs are reportedly looking again to sell the naming rights to Arrowhead Stadium in an attempt to raise more money for the team. 

As if $27 parking isn’t enough.

To that end…

THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD:

#5.  Amos Family Funeral Home Stadium.

#4.  Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center Stadium.

#3.  After paying $27 for parking you should get to name it after your first-born.

#2.  Kelly’s Dangling Doppler Park.

#1.  Continental Siding Stadium….CALL NOW!!

bonus editor’s pic; why not go with the flow? Camarohead Stadium.

 

Kelly Urich hosts the mnorning show on The Point, 99.7 FM

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3 Responses to Starbeams: THE TOP 5 STADIUM NAMES THAT WOULD MAKE CHIEFS FANS PROUD

  1. TOby says:

    funny
    I usually groan at these lists, but I’ve got to give you credit on this one — “Amos Family Funeral Home Stadium” is hilarious

  2. Cliffy says:

    I’ve always thought that whoever performs that Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center jingle has to be very proud. The “don’t suffer in silence” ending is poignant.

  3. chuck says:

    I vote for the “Continental Siding” guy.
    Put the guy on the Jumbo Tron when the Chiefs are in the Red Zone (I am showing my age, I rememberr teh Chiefs in the Red Zone.), and have him say, “Score a touchdown NOW!”

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