Today is the 25th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests. And local members of the Occupy KC movement are still at Penn Valley Park.
THE TOP FIVE DEMANDS OF THE OCCUPY KC MOVEMENT:
#5. Allow all KC’s homeless stay at the Helzberg Mansion.
#4. The secret recipe for Oklahoma Joe’s BBQ sauce.
#3. When an ATM machine says "temporarily out of order" everyone in the metro gets $5.
#2. Proof that an alien baby isn’t growing inside KMBC 9 Meteorologist Erin Little.
#1. Move the Federal Reserve Bank to the Edge of Hell.
Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM