Starbeams: The Top 5 Demands of the Occupy KC Movement

Today is the 25th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests.  And local members of the Occupy KC movement are still at Penn Valley Park.

THE TOP FIVE DEMANDS OF THE OCCUPY KC MOVEMENT:

#5.  Allow all KC’s homeless stay at the Helzberg Mansion.

#4.  The secret recipe for Oklahoma Joe’s BBQ sauce.

#3.  When an ATM machine says "temporarily out of order" everyone in the metro gets $5.

#2.  Proof that an alien baby isn’t growing inside KMBC 9 Meteorologist Erin Little.

#1.  Move the Federal Reserve Bank to the Edge of Hell.

 

Kelly Urich is the morning show host on The Point 99.7 FM

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One Response to Starbeams: The Top 5 Demands of the Occupy KC Movement

  1. kansas karl says:

    OK joe’s reciepe
    On June 16, 1993 Jane Majure of the KC Star got Jeff Stehney to come clean with his rub, sauce and marinades. Now they are not the reciepes he won with, but with a little tinkering I have been eating this secret sauce since then.

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