Don’t look now but everyone’s favorite "humble scribe" is about to go James Bond…
Stanford’s comedy club main man Craig Glazer almost pulled the trigger on trading his Porsche for a red hot new, red Lotus Evora sports car earlier this year, but the deal fell through. However the game is back afoot and Glazer’s a phone call away from flat-bedding in a sleek black Evora from St. Louis Motorsports.
"I like it a lot, it drives great and handles a step up from my Porsche because it’s smaller and lower to the ground," Glazer says. "I think speed-wise it’s about the same. The top speed is like 170."
Glazer test drove the Evora yesterday in St. Louis and has an offer on the table.
What the scribe likes most about the Evora?
"This car is 007, Daniel Craig today," Glazer says. "It’s like a mini Ferrari – but more like the older Ferarris – and it’s younger and hipper than Lamborghini and Ferrari."
Oh yeah, there’s something Glazer would like to make perfectly clear:
"You know how people say if you get those cars or a Corvette, that you have a smaller dick? That’s just jealousy. I think the Evora is as sexy as any car out there and possibly is the sexiest. But I think those other cars like Lamborghini and Ferrari make a different statement – that you’re super rich. But it’s not about dick measuring."
Without question the Evora is a sex machine, but will it accomodate actual sex?
"Oh yeah," Glazer laughs. "I was able to do it in my Ferrari and that wasn’t much bigger. I don’t know that that would be a goal of mine though. I think it’s big enough but I don’t think it would be very comfortable. I mean, it’s fairly comfortable for a race car, but most of the sex I’ve had in cars was probably in high school when I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
"Would I ever do it? I suppose, but it’s not something I’m looking forward to trying. I’ve never really been a guy who wanted to have sex in a car – it’s kind of like having sex in an airplane bathroom."