Starbeams: THE TOP 5 FEATURES OF THE NEW SPRINT iPHONE

Overland Park-based Sprint is said to have agreed to pay $20 billion to buy 30.5 million iPhones from Apple over the next four years according to The Wall Street Journal.  Sprint is betting the farm on this and will be the only carrier offering a truly unlimited data plan.

THE TOP 5 FEATURES OF THE NEW SPRINT iPHONE:

#5. The Angry Birds app comes pre-loaded with West Nile virus.

#4. The Sprint iCloud that stores your documents is actually a tornado.

#3. Automatically blocks calls from the Kansas City Star.

#2. Costs $200 unless your name is Gary Forsee, then it’s $50 million.

#1. Buy a phone, receive 20,000 square feet of office space at Sprint’s Overland Park Campus ghost town.

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One Response to Starbeams: THE TOP 5 FEATURES OF THE NEW SPRINT iPHONE

  1. Heckler says:

    Really? West Nile?
    You’re about 5 years too late with that one. Sheesh.

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