It’s not often the No.1 morning radio host gets upstaged…
But it happened last week when Johnny Dare had local media phenom Chocolate Becky on as his guest. OMG, she rocked the house big time. So much so, Dare’s considering her as the replacement for recently departed Kari Coogan.
Not so fast.
More likely Becky will get her own segment once a week or more. Why?
"You have to be good at reading the news and do alot of homework," Dare says. "And that’s a bit tough for someone who’s never done that. But oh yeah, we want her."
So who is Chocolate Becky, for God’s sake?
I’ll tell you. Months ago I started sending Dare the PHONE MESSAGES she leaves on my answering machine at home. Because they’re so damn mean they’re funny. Then Johnny started playing them on air.
"Pick up the phone, BITCH," Becky would yell. "I hate you, you old man, you little dick bitch. Where’s my check for the car? You promised to leave it under the rug. That’s why I hate you, YOU ALWAYS SELFISH BASTARD!"
Becky is a 27 year old, sometimes-employed school librarian. She’s is hot, black and has a tattoo just above her butt that reads, TASTE THE CHOCOLATE. I kid you not. She’s well-dressed, but has a mouth like a hood rat. Though she really isn’t. In fact, she is really is a very nice girl.
Becky gets pissed at me because I’ve been seeing her off and on for years, but won’t make her my main girlfriend.
She’s aware of the other girls seeing me, and is mad about it. Although she accepts it. Grudgingly.
She did admit that she loves "Craig" on Dare’s show, but then added, "I think his balls may be bigger than his dick."
That’s just how black girls talk to white guys sometimes. The hip-hop girls. She’s left about 30 messages so far and Dare has played them all. However, she was not aware of this until recently.
In fact, Johnny’s producer stitched together a song called LITTLE DICK BITCH which plays weekly sometimes daily on 98.9 The Rock. It’ss now known by well over 100,000 Kansas Citians. I even go to Quick Trip and the guy there will say, "Are you LDB?" Meaning little dick bitch. They say it in jest – I hope. Talk about me being thick skinned. There you go.
Dare’s been busy with Bikers For Babies. Even in the rain this year it drew more than 4,000 riders and raised over $500,000 for the March of Dimes. It’s now the biggest bike ride for charity in the nation. Dare also recently signed a FIVE YEAR contract with the station, so he isn’t leaving KC anytime soon. These are tough times for radio personalities and precious few get the attention or respect – let along big contracts – like Johnny Dare. Not anymore.
So finding a hot, new segment only makes things that much more fun: AT MY EXPENSE, NATURALLY. Oh well, it’s damn funny.
If you would like to hear the phone calls, listen to the song, or see the "LITTLE DICK BITCH CARTOON SONG," go to freejohnnydare.com. The song is to the Beach Boys tune, LITTLE DEUCE COUPE.
Enjoy, then catch Chocolate Becky, me and more on Dare from 6-10 AM weekdays, with replays Saturday mornings.