I’d like to tell you that Scott Pioli, Todd Haley and Clark Hunt had a meeting last week and decided to GO ALL OUT TO GET A WIN AT GREEN BAY…
And that it worked. But instead it was a clown act. The desperate Kansas City Chiefs used their starters – THEIR STARTERS – almost the ENTIRE GAME. THE PACKERS, never had their first team on the field. Yes, Aaron Rogers saw one series but he was in the Chiefs end zone before Clark could call Scottie and ask, "So do you still think we can get at least 50,000 to the home opener next week?"
The answer: NO.
Even ye of little faith (and me) must now sit down, shed a tear and say to ourselves, "There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home." Then maybe we can click our heels and get back to Kansas from this nightmare.
Hey Chiefs fans, it’s only just begun. This is a doormat team. Yes, we have some good players – we all know their names – but we have no team. There is no offensive line, none. No D line, or almost none. And finally, there is no quarterback.
Matt Cassel is clearly a flop. No, he’s not The Franchise. In fact, it’s likely we’ll go through all three QBs and maybe a veteran before the CLOWN ACT SEASON ENDS.
Why? They will all go down, hurt, like Matt did tonight.
I am not going to go over the game again now. You saw it. Fumbles, interceptions, we even tried a fake punt (play of the game and it worked) and an onside kick. The Chiefs and Todd Haley are that desperate to get a win. Why? To keep YOU ALL OF GUYS WATCHING THE CLOWN ACT.
Folks, Chiefs Nation, this season will show you, me, the wicked witch and Dorothy, that WE HAVE GONE ALMOST NOWHERE SINCE THE FORMER CLOWN ACT OF HERM EDWARDS. Yeah, Herm had a phony playoff loss as well.
THE CHIEFS ARE A BOTTOM FEEDER TEAM AT THIS POINT.
Nobody, and I mean nobody will remember the division title from last year. Nobody in the media anyway.
Oh by the way, Trent Green, for god’s sake man. If you want Lenny’s job, learn the game. Didn’t you used to quarterback? Brother, a game delay does not give the offense an automatic first down. Maybe that’s why you never won a playoff game. Also Trent, when there is time on the clock and its 2nd down at mid-field, the Chiefs don’t need to "Heave one into the end zone" to win. Brother. See they were down by just ONE, so a field goal, which we clowned off to end the game, would have won the game, Trent. We didn’t need a touchdown. Lenny, please take him to lunch.
Wel, D-Bowe had a couple nice catches against the World Champion’s 8th stringers. Yeah, they didn’t bother with playing guys like Clay Mathews against us. Dexter had some good catches when he was not fumbling along with Jamaal Charles. Yep, all our boys played until the end. Green Bay’s starts were probably watching another game on TV along the sideline.
They have a real football team, we don’t.
By mid season you folks will be going, "Yeah, what have Scott, Todd and Clark done to move this team forward?"
Answer: Not much!
Hey, Carl Peterson had a five year plan that failed four times but this could be worse.
Don’t ever say in the comments section that I don’t know sports. Ever.
LISTEN, READ, LEARN.
Boy, hope Vegas didn’t see this game; the Chumps are still 7 1/2 over/under for wins., Meaning they need 8 wins to beat me. Sell the home and kids, bet it on the under. If we lose to the Crappy Bills Sunday, we could be a team looking to win A GAME from someone, anyone.
Enjoy the season. I will. Hey, the Royals are looking a bit better huh?