Last week I passed along the do’s, dont’s and misconceptions of just how open Las Vegas actually is these days—and nights…
"Babes To Your Room," billboards proclaim – but not for sex! They’re entertainers. And that’s basically what they’ll do for you: ‘Entertain.’
And be careful – ever since the recent mayoral campaign Vegas vice squads have become more vigilant and increased sting operations have turned many a bachelor party into nights in the slammer!
So what are your legal options?
Say you’re in Sin City and you get the urge to sin. Legally that’s a no-no within Clark County. But not to worry. You’re just a hop, skip and about 75 minutes away from neighboring Nye County where its ‘ranches’ offer full throttle adult action.
The closest legal brothel to Las Vegas is probably the Chicken Ranch. Or the more upscale Sheri’s Ranch which features tennis courts, a spa, swimming pool and sports bar.
How do you get there?
Rent a car for the day or call your brothel of choice direct. Many offer roundtrip transportation from hotels on the strip. Provided you guarantee a minimum expenditure with your credit card (which could come close to $500).
So what’s it gonna cost?
Depends, but expect a minimum price of $100 for 15 minutes. But don’t expect to get much "ranching" done less than $250 to $300, plus tip). And count on the sales presentations being very persuasive!
One girl, two girls. You, your girlfriend together with a working girl for a threesome. It’s all available on the legal menu and up for negotiations’.
How safe are Nevada’s brothels?
Very. They’re licensed and everything is on the up and up.
There you have it. LEGAL pleasures in the desert. And that’s why they call it Sin City.