New Jack City: Sin City Sex, Part Deux—Leaving Las Vegas

Last week I passed along the do’s, dont’s and misconceptions of just how open Las Vegas actually is these days—and nights…

"Babes To Your Room," billboards proclaim – but not for sex! They’re entertainers. And that’s basically what they’ll do for you: ‘Entertain.’

And be careful –  ever since the recent mayoral campaign Vegas vice squads have become more vigilant and increased sting operations have turned many a bachelor party into nights in the slammer!

So what are your legal options?

Say you’re in Sin City and you get the urge to sin. Legally that’s a no-no within Clark County. But not to worry. You’re just a hop, skip and about 75 minutes away from neighboring Nye County where its ‘ranches’ offer full throttle adult action.

The closest legal brothel to Las Vegas is probably the Chicken Ranch. Or the more upscale Sheri’s Ranch which features tennis courts, a spa, swimming pool and sports bar.

How do you get there?

Rent a car for the day or call your brothel of choice direct. Many offer roundtrip transportation from hotels on the strip. Provided you guarantee a minimum expenditure with your credit card (which could come close to $500).

So what’s it gonna cost?

Depends, but expect a minimum price of $100 for 15 minutes. But don’t expect to get much "ranching" done less than $250 to $300, plus tip). And count on the sales presentations being very persuasive!

One girl, two girls. You, your girlfriend together with a working girl for a threesome. It’s all available on the legal menu and up for negotiations’.

How safe are Nevada’s brothels?

Very. They’re licensed and everything is on the up and up.

There you have it. LEGAL pleasures in the desert. And that’s why they call it Sin City.

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7 Responses to New Jack City: Sin City Sex, Part Deux—Leaving Las Vegas

  1. gina says:

    Doesn’t seem fair. What about us gals doing a bridesmaids party in Vegas and forgot to pack a vibrator? Any studly service ranches close by?

  2. smartman says:

    Pork, The Other White Meat
    Gina;

    Yes there are brothels for women. Some of the dude’s are really packing, except the Mexicans and Orientals, so you will have to sign a release against vaginal damage and anal fissures.

    If a woman can’t get laid in Vegas for free then you probably don’t have enough money to cover the stud fee “cause you’re too fat or ugly.

    Remember men get laid when they can. Women get laid when they want.

  3. bschloz says:

    Stays In Vegas
    Wish Chuck was here to run with this….

    Jack: “Yes is this the Chicken Ranch, do you have couple of minutes…I’m doing some research for a friend of mine,”

    Ranch Operator: Well do you want OK BETTER or BEST

    Jack: Are snacks included with the BETTER JACUZI Package

    Ranch: Only with cash payment….With Visa or MC all snacks and drinks extra.

  4. jon says:

    screwed in vegas
    Whenever I’ve gone to Vegas I got a good screwing right at my hotel. Downstairs at the casino. And they didn’t kiss me either.

  5. Hearne Christopher says:

    I’m with you. Frankly I was more than a little uncomfortable with this “mini series” of jack’s.

    But I’m going to put the heat on him to follow up with the other side of the story.

    Thanks for weighing in!

  6. Hearne Christopher says:

    Sounds like Chuck is down to texting!

  7. Craig Glazer says:

    Jack You Devil
    What will Gina think? Hah. you devil. Interesting stuff, girls by elevators at top hotels are aproved…pretty safe, what do I know?

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