Glazer: Chiefs Nation Ready to Rumble; Somebody Tell Vegas

So here we go Chiefs Nation

Here’s our chance to get some payback for last year’s playoff loss to the Ravens of Baltimore. Yes, it was ugly – 30-7 Ravens over the Kansas City Chiefs in their only playoff game last season.

Uh, the Chiefs, not the Ravens.

Remember? Joe Flaco had a nice day with 265 yards in the air, two touchdowns and a quarterback rating of 115.4. Outstanding. Our guy Matt the FRANCHISE, uh, 9 of 18 passing, three interceptions, no touchdowns, 70 yards passing and a quarterback rating of 20.4.

WHAT? THAT CAN’T BE RIGHT!

Oh, it is. Damn.

Chiefs Coach Todd Haley has made it clear that last week was a "practice game." This week Will be different. Matt will play more, the starters will stay in longer. The Chiefs are going to show us something tonight. Right?

The NFL’s number one rushing team, our three (count ’em) standout receivers  (including our number one draft pick). Our new tougher defense. The whole nine yards. Tonight.

In the meantime the Chiefs have been made a 7 point underdog. That’s huge in pre-season.

Usually the home team is a 2 to 4 point favorite, not 7. That’s only if Vegas thinks you really stink or your starting quarterback is out. In our case they think, uh, both. Matt will play and it won’t matter, they think. Hey, the Chiefs are going to show up tonight. It ain’t practice.

Somebody better tell the Ravens.

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22 Responses to Glazer: Chiefs Nation Ready to Rumble; Somebody Tell Vegas

  1. Guy Who Says What Others Think says:

    It’s pre-season. Give me a break.
    Even if the Chiefs do win tonite (doubtful), that doesn’t avenge last year’s playoff ass kicking. They’d had to kick the Raven’s ass in the playoffs IN BALTIMORE in order to be avenged. Not happening. Enough hypebole about a worthless preseason game, Glazer. Sheesh.

  2. Cliffy says:

    I don’t care what coaches say, it is a practice game. NOBODY cares who wins. Payback? Laughable.

  3. PB says:

    Who Gives A…
    …shit about preseason? Sure, unlike last week, I’d like to see the Chiefs at least show up this week and play a fairly competitive game, but I couldn’t care less if they win and even then, it certainly wouldn’t be any kind of avenging of last season’s playoff debacle. And as for the Vegas point spread, I’m really not a gambler (well, do like the ponies), but anybody who bets on PRESEASON football games has got a serious problem. Now, cue the responses from those addicts who apparently never lose on how preseason games are easier to gauge and are a windfall for the knowledgeable bettor. Sure.

  4. Fake Glazer says:

    DID U C THE GAME
    I watched last nights game. Obviously Mike Vick who threw 2 picks is the worse QB ever and should be cut. Philly will not make the playoffs and the Steelers will be undefeated this season. I know my football. I once slept with a steelers cheerleader. But I can’t remember his name.

  5. Rick says:

    GREAT
    Great parody. And just as I tell the real Glazer. It’s only preseason and its to early. But I think u got that and that was what u were trying to point out with your humor.

  6. BS Nerdlaw says:

    Who wants to develop a KCC Drinking Game???
    Anybody with me?

    I’ll create the first rule….everyone feel free to come up with others:

    Rule # 1: Every time Glazer writes a blog column and incorporates an “Uh” or an “Um” in the middle of his sentences…..Take 2 drinks.

    Keep “em coming…..

  7. Hearne Christopher says:

    Thumbs down from me. I’m the one who edits Craig. I’d, uh, be out by noon!

  8. Robertoe says:

    rule #2
    Everytime the Chiefs run off tackle or off guard on first down (behind a much downgraded offensive line) take a drink.

  9. George Wilson says:

    Good Idea, Nerdlaw
    Take a drink every time Craig
    1. drops a Hollywood name in a column (make it a small one to avoid alcohol poisoning)
    2. mentions Johnny Dare in a column (better make it 2% beer to avoid alcohol poisoning)
    3. brags about a sexual conquest (maybe stick to milk on this one)

    Having said all that, I think Glazer is crazy like a fox. Whether it is here or his club or elsewhere, he gets noticed. And I think he has enough self awareness to take the negative comments he gets in perspective. I suspect a lot of his retorts in the comments section are embellished for effect. It might not be what Hearne had in mind when he started this blog, but a portion of it has turned into sort of an internet version of reality television, starring the Glaze rather than the housewives of Beverly Hills.

  10. Henry The Sports Czar says:

    Yes To That George
    Glazer should have a show. I read years ago, I think that the Glazers might get a reality show. Maybe it was Stan with his mayor’s race. I’ve noticed Glazer is on radio more and more lately. He shows up on sports talk and political shows. I don’t listen to Dare or morning shows except 610 or 810, but I know he does those morning funny business stations. Hey I like the humor, its fine by me.

    The Chiefs I think will look better tonight.

  11. T says:

    craig is in on the joke… trust me
    xoxo

  12. Bad Ass jew, Berkowitz says:

    Saw The Game
    Brother can you spare a team. Chiefs first half was very good, especially on linebackers and pass defense, they shut Flaco down. Second half we were terrible. We’ll get better, but it may not be enough.

  13. fake glazer says:

    MY NEW PREDICTION
    Got a hangover but after last nights important game I am changing my prediction and now believe the CHEFs will be 5-11.

  14. Fake Glazer says:

    PS
    I Know TONY DANZA

  15. Wally says:

    drinking game
    1. drops a Hollywood name in a column (make it a small one to avoid alcohol poisoning)
    2. mentions Johnny Dare in a column (better make it 2% beer to avoid alcohol poisoning)
    3. brags about a sexual conquest (maybe stick to milk on this one)
    4. sheds tears over his exwife
    5. writes a column at a lower quality level than a high school freshmen.
    6. plugs his business, like the cheap whore he is
    7. posts another picture of his ugly face (actually this usually induces vomitting)
    8. makes another lame incorrect prediction

  16. Cowboy says:

    There Were A Few Good Things Last Night
    Chiefs have some talented players to work with down the line. Glazer I agree this won’t be the year, but maybe next season. Chiefs defense could get real good. Houston seems special, Bowe is getting better, Chiefs have some good linebackers, corners, runnning backs and a tight end or two. The entire future rests with finding a regular offensive line, as well as Matt Cassel. Is he the guy?

  17. Robertoe says:

    There is help available
    I know this thread is on the Chiefs but it looks like one of our poster friends here might need some hlep:

    “Causes of Multiple Personality Disorder

    Multiple personality disorder, or dissociative personality disorder, is a syndrome marked by the apparent existence of two or more personalities in a single person. Multiple personality disorder generally shows up in conjunction with a spectrum of other disorders such as post traumatic stress disorder, suicidal behavior, and eating disorders, and is therefore more difficult than one might anticipate to diagnose. Generally, multiple personality disorder is triggered by childhood trauma, often physical or sexual abuse or both.”

  18. Rick says:

    ALREADY BUSTED
    I think its already been shown that my brother the Glaze Man posts under multiply personalities. My guess it goes back to his criminal days of hiding from the law. But the cool thing is he only has one skin tone. Burnt orange and oily. But we love him all the same.

  19. This just in...... says:

    WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CRAIG???
    Glazer will not be responding today due to his attendance at the Kardashin wedding. Sorry 🙁

  20. Monkey Man says:

    Glazer Is Going To The Hip Hop Show Westport Tonight
    Yeah boy, he gonna be there. I just know it, he loves the black girls, yeah buddy. I will see you there Glazer. Chiefs, they alright, nothing to lose sleep over, my money is on the Eagles.

  21. Gene says:

    Yup, Glaze Man posts under multiply personalities
    “”I think its already been shown that my brother the Glaze Man posts under multiply personalities”” an affliction caused by childhood trauma and/or prison trauma (mainly ass rape).

  22. Bad Ass jew, Berkowitz says:

    Love Being The Glazer
    Feels great.

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