Starbeams: Another Top 5 How Hot Wuzzits, Warrior Dash Overheats & Debt Ceiling

One last round of….HOW HOT WAS IT???

It was so hot, Plaza Security couldn’t get comfy enough to take naps.

It was so hot, the sequins on my underwear have been melting!?

It was so hot, I stopped my car, popped the hood and drank the battery water.

It was so hot, Farm Aid is changing its name to Gatorade.

It was so hot, instead of taking batting practice, the Royals warmed up by doing crochet.

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Thank goodness an agreement was reached on the debt ceiling mess. I was worried the doors would be locked at CHECK INTO CASH.

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The Warrior Dash obstacle course last weekend had to be cancelled after several participants were taken to the hospital for heat exhaustion.  They hope to reschedule the event sometime in the future at a date when it’s not so hot….and calling it the NOT SO WARRIOR DASH.

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One Response to Starbeams: Another Top 5 How Hot Wuzzits, Warrior Dash Overheats & Debt Ceiling

  1. jerk says:

    bet you feel like an ass now…
    ….. that two people from the Warrior Dash have died

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