The heat wave in Kansas City continues with no end in sight….
And you know what thatmeans, time for another round of…HOW HOT WAS IT?
- It was so hot, congress agreed to raise a the national debt CEILING FAN.
- It was so hot, my bank just installed a screen door on the vault.
- It was so hot, I didn’t even complain that CBS Survivor winner Danni Boatwright was topless in the studio Thursday!
- It was so hot, the store that opened Thursday in the Legends isn’t calling itself Saks Fifth Avenue. They’re calling it SAKS HIGHWAY TO HELL.
- It was so hot, health officials say skip the sunscreen and pack your dental records.
Urich?
I don’t know who this Kelly Urich is, but everything (s)he writes is complete and utter trash.
you should have stopped after the first two….
seriously.
WHERE’S THE BEEF
and why is skeletor wearing a red bikini?
Q: How hot was it?
A: It was so hot all her curves melted away.
Talk about a bag o bones, make a date with 3 or 4 Wendy’s Baconator’s, babe…
Well, for starters he’s one of the top radio personalities in town. And secondly, hey everybody has different taste. But he has a very strong and loyal following.
Stop it, Markus. You know you loved it….seriously!
The Debt Ceiling Fan was funny.
That chick is kinda creepy lookin.
Meth?
super size me
Fit women are scary….please pass the BBQ sauce
How about diet and excercise?