The heat wave in Kansas City continues with no end in sight….
And you know what thatmeans, time for another round of…HOW HOT WAS IT?
- It was so hot, congress agreed to raise a the national debt CEILING FAN.
- It was so hot, my bank just installed a screen door on the vault.
- It was so hot, I didn’t even complain that CBS Survivor winner Danni Boatwright was topless in the studio Thursday!
- It was so hot, the store that opened Thursday in the Legends isn’t calling itself Saks Fifth Avenue. They’re calling it SAKS HIGHWAY TO HELL.
- It was so hot, health officials say skip the sunscreen and pack your dental records.