Starbeams: How Hot was it in Kansas City, Take Trois

The heat wave in Kansas City continues with no end in sight….

And you know what thatmeans, time for another round of…HOW HOT WAS IT?

 

 

  • It was so hot, congress agreed to raise a the national debt CEILING FAN.
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  • It was so hot, my bank just installed a screen door on the vault.
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  • It was so hot, I didn’t even complain that CBS Survivor winner Danni Boatwright was topless in the studio Thursday!
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  • It was so hot, the store that opened Thursday in the Legends isn’t calling itself Saks Fifth Avenue.  They’re calling it SAKS HIGHWAY TO HELL.
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  • It was so hot, health officials say skip the sunscreen and pack your dental records.
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8 Responses to Starbeams: How Hot was it in Kansas City, Take Trois

  1. rwh says:

    Urich?
    I don’t know who this Kelly Urich is, but everything (s)he writes is complete and utter trash.

  2. Markus Aurelius says:

    you should have stopped after the first two….
    seriously.

  3. Kerouac says:

    WHERE’S THE BEEF
    and why is skeletor wearing a red bikini?

    Q: How hot was it?

    A: It was so hot all her curves melted away.

    Talk about a bag o bones, make a date with 3 or 4 Wendy’s Baconator’s, babe…

  4. Hearne Christopher says:

    Well, for starters he’s one of the top radio personalities in town. And secondly, hey everybody has different taste. But he has a very strong and loyal following.

  5. Hearne Christopher says:

    Stop it, Markus. You know you loved it….seriously!

  6. chuck says:

    The Debt Ceiling Fan was funny.
    That chick is kinda creepy lookin.

    Meth?

  7. rkcal says:

    super size me
    Fit women are scary….please pass the BBQ sauce

  8. Hearne Christopher says:

    How about diet and excercise?

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