Kansas City municipal court is going paperless. Now officers will whip out a hand held computer, input your offense, and print a receipt right on the spot as you get a ticket. For an extra $20 he can post your offense on Facebook and poke somebody.
Kansas City water services is asking people to conserve water because they’re treating 153 million gallons of wet stuff a month. That’s compared the usual 115 million. Most of the water is being used for watering lawns and then water main breaks suck up a lot of it. The record was over 200 million gallons in 2007. This was back when Jason Whitlock was bathing twice a day.
KMBC TV anchor Lara Moritz was in Washington D.C. Wednesday to interview President Obama. I’m not saying she was throwing softballs but the prez had no idea what to say about Larry Moore‘s squash.