HEAT is the number one weather related killer. If you’re outside experts recommend you drink at least two bottles of water per hour. The excessive heat warning has been extended through the weekend.
SO HOW HOT WAS IT?
It was so hot Rupert Murdoch’s reporters were hacking phone lines to Sheridan’s.
It was so hot, Mike Shanin was seen wearing a 3 – piece swimsuit.
It was so hot, Nikita, the polar bear, called 1-800-BE-IDEAL for Laser Hair Removal.
It was so hot, people want to bring back Mayor Funkhouser for the shade.
It was so hot, Lady Gaga was spotted wearing a deli tray with assorted cold cuts.
It’s so hot, Anthony Weiner just tweeted a photo of his Dilly Bar.
It’s so hot, I kissed our receptionist just so I could get a cold sore.
It was so hot, Justin Bieber was spotted crashing a curling match.