Starbeams: KC Council OKs Backyard Chickens; Top 5 Cool Things

The Kansas City Council unanimously approved a measure that allows more people to have backyard chickens.  You can now own up to 15 chickens but you must keep them at least 100 feet from your neighbor’s property.

TOP 5 COOL THINGS ABOUT HAVING CHICKENS IN YOUR BACK YARD:

#5.  Makes it easy to call in sick with bird flu.

#4.  You can finally get to the bottom of why they cross the road.

#3.  In this weather, you’re just a short stroll away from EXTRA CRISPY.

#2.  If you stutter, chickens still think you’re cool. Ah said, ah said.

#1.  More opportunities for our favorite joke, "How do you like your eggs? FERTILIZED!"
 

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One Response to Starbeams: KC Council OKs Backyard Chickens; Top 5 Cool Things

  1. Johnny S says:

    What came first?
    If you are not going to answer the burning question, what is the point? PLEASE…… TELL US…. which came first?? The chicken or the egg? We want to know…. do some research and get back with us…..

    btw-FAIR WARNING- if my nieghbors get chickens…I am getting a fox(es) ..
    I can fkn hear it now…OMG!!!!…. COOOOOCCCCKKKK-A-DOODLE-DO AT 4:30. (please dont)

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