According to a scientist in California, the first person who will live to the age of 150 is alive right now. And because of medical advances to control aging, the first person to live to be 1,000 years old will be born in the next 20 years.
TOP 5 COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING 1,000 YEARS OLD:
#5. At 900 A-Rod starts taking an interest in you.
#4. When 1,000 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
#3. It takes 3 months to click LIKE on all your Facebook birthday wishes.
#2. You live to tell future generations about the time the Royals beat the Cardinals in the World Series.
And the No. 1 cool thing about choking it out to Age 1,000 is…
#1. Decades of cashing in on the Senior Club discounts at Old Country Buffet.
When SEX IS Done So Are You
When your quality of life is so small than its time to go. I mean look at her, do you want to be that? At any age.
I mean look at him, do you want to be that? At any age.
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Something made me laugh…..
It took me reading the stupid blog and then finally getting to Cliffy’s comment to get a good chuckle.
Cliffy…you’re not jealous are you? I mean, of the squirrel