Hearne: Jerry Mazer Taking Medical Marijuana Vacation in San Francisco

Cancel the Jerry Mazer memorial statue fund raising drive…

For now, anyway. The Plaza panhandler is alive and well and holed up in California as had been rumored. However, most staffers at Barnes & Noble on the Plaza and fellow panhandlers outside thought Mazer had succumbed to cancer and gone to Cheeseburger Paradise, no record of his death could be found.

Was the down payment-on-a-cheeseburger seeking vagabond be alive somewhere, reduced to roadkill or lying in an unmarked grave?

Nobody knew for sure….

That is not until Scooters Coffeehouse manager Kait Reynolds launched her own private investigation.

"I had gone looking for him," Reynolds says. "I called the police; I called a jail in town, the mortuary, Plaza Security and a few other contacts I had. Finally he called here in April sometime."

Here’s the deal…

"As far as I know, last November his prognosis was he had eight months to a year to live," Reynolds says. "But for now, he’s living in San Francisco and has a prescription for medical marijuana – he’s pretty happy about that – and he has a roomate, a girlfriend. I’ve talked to her a couple times; she’s pretty normal."

The latest?

"He called me today – I haven’t listened to his message yet," Reynolds says. "He calls me about once a week now. The last time I talked to him his health was fine. As far as I know he’s panhandling out there, smoking a lot of weed and enjoying the weather."

Stay tuned…

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12 Responses to Hearne: Jerry Mazer Taking Medical Marijuana Vacation in San Francisco

  1. Craig Glazer says:

    That Was Good Detective Work Hearne
    007 Hearne, nice work.

  2. Rainbow Man says:

    this made my day
    This is hilarious. Jerry is in Cali getting baked and has a chick. This is America baby…. Gotta love it.

  3. bschloz says:

    Anybody heard from Chuck?

  4. chuck says:

    The blonde chick looks like a really happy
    Speedy Alka Seltzer.

    Pop Pop Fizz Fizz

    What a fuckin douche Jerry Mazer is.

  5. chuck says:

    I was readin your mind bschloz 🙂

  6. Rainbow Man says:

    i found chuck
    he is at scooters asking for an “interview” with the manager

  7. smartman says:

    Baby I’m Amazered
    I think Hearne would prefer to be Agent 69. Craig would be Agent 77, cause you get eight more.

    With it being San Fran we can hold out some hope that Jerry’s gal may be a tranny.

    I still maintain that Jerry is Vern Troyer’s birth father.

    Chuck…since you declined Black Barbies offer, maybe things will work out with you and Black Coffee Barbie.

  8. chuck says:

    Coffee is good, for 42 seconds.

  9. mermaid says:

    Told ya so..
    Robertoe wrong. Mermaid right. I knew he was in San Fran. It’s his fav spot.. God Bless Jerry.

  10. Robertoe says:

    Oh gawd. Now I’m wanting to emulate Jerry Mazer and I have mermaids publicly dissing me.

  11. thelogabides says:

    Who gives a shit
    So one bum went to join millions of bums. They can all sink into the sea, before we (other states) have to bail there asses out with our tax dollars.

  12. Hearne Christopher says:

    Don’t forget, Mazer is the dude who fought Kansas city and got its panhandler ordinance overturned. Making it possible for all sorts of entertainers to hang and perform on the Country Club Plaza.

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