Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs Johnson County is Under a Boil Order

Top 5 signs Johnson County is under a boil water order.

#5.  500,000 people in tents waiting for Whole Foods to open.

#4.  Residents seen giving water to their gardener to see if he lives.

#3.  One more excuse to close Planned Parenthood.  

#2.  People crowd community centers to protest school closings.

#1.  Everyone is drinking sunscreen.
 

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3 Responses to Starbeams: The Top 5 Signs Johnson County is Under a Boil Order

  1. xxMillerTimexx says:

    For the Love of God
    Someone put Kelly out of his misery! Please!

  2. chuck says:

    #4 was very funny.
    🙂

  3. mouse says:

    Can’t figure out what The Three Godfathers has to do with this?

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