SPICE RADIO‘s dubious slogan promises, "Where The Audience Comes First."
They’re not kidding!
The free SiriusXM subscription that came with my new Mercedes expired just a few days before Howard Stern‘s contract ran out. But after he renewed, I renewed.
Then came a notice that there would be a channel shuffle of stations and new ones added. So the other evening I really checked it all out.
That’s when I came upon SPICE RADIO, complete with its adult stories, language and reality & X-rated phone calls, which tops Playboy‘s radio channel by a country mile!
Happily dishing out everything sex around the clock, SiriusXM channel 103 offers something for about everybody’s taste!
There’s LIVE! AT THE MUSTANG RANCH, which brings listeners into the "mystical and magical world of America’s leading legal brothel and features candid conversations with the working girls, their customers….and provides intimate insights into the milieu of the world’s oldest profession."
Or you may want to give WHORE TALK a shot. This program hosted by Sunny Lane – like that’s her real name – who works at one of the Nevada ranches. Sunny answers questions about her career and "gives you a free taste of what so many have paid for."
Other fun programming offered on SPICE’s channel 103 includes STRIPPERTOWN, CHRISTY & GINGER’s SEX CIRCUS and LEGENDS OF PORN, described as "the only show on radio where the host and guest swap old war stories….before they swap spit."
But the breakthrough show on SPICE RADIO has to be something called – believe it or not – THE JERK BOX, during which the sexy-sounding hostesses not only take calls but "perform sexual radio dramas."
Here’s how it works!
You’re home alone or driving down the highway when the urge suddenly hits you. But you need stimulation. (Loosely translated: "Talk dirty to me.") You simply call the girls, tell them of your fantasy and they’ll act it out for you until you reach that magic moment.
And anything goes – no taboos!
Straight, anal, girl/girl, guy-girl/girl, sprinkle, spanking—all the fetishes. You want it, they’ll ‘act it’!
THE JERK BOX definitely gives an all new meaning to radio being, a Theatre Of The Mind….
They’ll even take it to the next level. When the girls notice that you’re getting close they may even offer an on-air countdown to the finish!
Go ahead and admit it THE JERK BOX brings back what we once referred to as a Full Service Station.
Check it out for yourselves. The show airs live on channel 103 at 9:00 p.m. and is rebroadcast at 3:00 a.m., 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
So the next time you’re cruising Metcalf or Noland Road and see the guy in the car next to you with a big smile on his face—could it be? – he’s partaking of THE JERK BOX?