Hearne: And the New Publisher of the Kansas City Star is…

From the Idaho Statesman – the Idaho Statesman? – Mi-Ai Parrish!

That’s right. Forget about the dude part. Blessed mother of god, they hired a hottie!

Here’s the newspaper’s resume if you will:

"Parrish had been deputy managing editor for features and visuals at the Minneapolis Star Tribune when promoted to the publisher’s post in Boise, Idaho.

"Her journalism career has included work at the San Francisco Chronicle, Arizona Republic, Chicago Sun-Times and Virginian-Pilot."

The $64 million question: will touchy-feely Star editor Mike Fannin be able to keep his mitts off of her?

He’d better!

Sources say Parrish comes to the Cowtown happily married!

Besides she’s 40, probably too old for the Fan Man.

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7 Responses to Hearne: And the New Publisher of the Kansas City Star is…

  1. BS says:

    A chick???
    there goes the sports page!

  2. Hearne Christopher says:

    Don’t forget that SportsBabe 68 was the sports editor up until a handful of months ago

  3. chuck says:

    Welcome to theKC Star!!
    MIKE FANNIN: “Welcome to the Star Mi Ai, have a seat over there and take your top off, I’ll get started on the breast exam.”

    MI AI: “Excuse me?”

    MIKE FANNIN: “Don’t worry about the deductable, you will not have to claim this on your insurance, it is completely complimentary, I am a big Breast Cancer Awareness guy.”

    MI AI: *cell phone ringing* “Hello? Yes, hi Jason *Looks at Fannin* Its Jason Whitlock, he wants to know if you are still trying that stupid breast exam bit.”

    MIKE FANNIN: “God knows, I tried with Jason. Your Kiera Knightly compared to those babies. He never let me check for lumps, but I did give him a hickey. Just move away from the phone, and take your top off.”

    MI AI: “I gotta go Fannin, which way is Gates Bar B Q from here? I am going to try and absorb some of the local color.”

    MIKE FANNIN: “Don’t listen to Jason, the only color you will absorb if he has his way, is the purple crayon.”

    MI AI: “Oh shit! *lookin out window* Nick Lowrey is here, where is the back way outta here?” *out the door*

  4. Robertoe says:

    Hearne, u need ‘like’ (and ‘dislike’) buttons. Its not that frigging hard!

  5. Hearne Christopher says:

    you mean on the comments?

  6. chuck says:

    Hearne-hire a sports guy.

    The NFL lockout is going to be settled soon.

    The Royals are interesting.

  7. Hearne Christopher says:

    We’re on it.

    What? You want radio soundbites? You’ve got a radio, don’t you? Turn it on and baby let your mind roll on

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