Starbeams: Too Big & Ugly for the Plaza? The Four Day Murray’s Work Week

The Country Club Plaza has been decorated with dozens of hanging baskets full of flowers.  Plaza residents are considering whether or not to petition to have the baskets removed because they’re too big and ugly to be on the Plaza.

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THIS JUST IN:  Over half the residents of Kansas City are considered too big and ugly to be on the plaza.

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A dam broke around noon Monday near Hamburg, Iowa.  Now all we need is an earthquake for the trifecta.

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Lathrop School District just finished it’s first academic year after switching to a 4-day school week. The Superintendent says having the kids only working 4 days a week will prepare them for a career of working at Murray’s Ice Cream in Westport.

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3 Responses to Starbeams: Too Big & Ugly for the Plaza? The Four Day Murray’s Work Week

  1. chuck says:

    Whoa…back tits…
    She is the hottest chick in Bassfield Mississippi I bet.

  2. Anonymous says:

    RE:
    Very nice article.

  3. ohn_home says:

    The Plaza
    Just a great place to shop

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