Glazer: Watch Out! The Slammer Takes KC by Storm

The wait is over, it’s here: THE SLAMMER.

Photos and stories about our local BAD GUYS AND GIRLS. Yep, Johnson,Wyandotte, Jackson and coming soon Platte counties. Photos and tales about people arrested,convicted or on the run in our area. Photos and stories on sex offenders, most wanted and even celebrity crime.

This week it was Nick Nolte, his ugly arrest photo and his replacement nice looking one. Yes sir, you can replace your creepy arrest picture taken by the photo cop with a nice high school or college picture.

Oh, joy.

"Mama never told you," that 6 out of 100 sex offenders are female. That’s the cover story. Guess what? Some of these bad girls are not too bad looking. I mean talk about MATCH.COM.

The Slammer has everything even ‘failure to report’ criminals, as well as fugitives and recent simple arrests for everything from left the scene of a wreck to trespassing.

As for me, I don’t think it’s right to post photos of people arrested for minor crimes, who hasn’t been?

This can be for a bar fight or domestic argument that ends up being dropped. Hey, I should know. However it’s kinda fun to look through it and read the silly stories and the scary ones. In some ways it provides a service regarding people you don’t want in your area. Like some of the sex offenders and dangerous people.

Remember pissing in public can make you a sex offender.

So some of these charges are a little on the weak side, but most aren’t.


Again, there’s a fine line between arrest and conviction. Then there’s the one about "IRAQ WAR VET PUTS XXX IN RX." About a vet charged with child porn. They set a million dollar bond, so there must be some ugly stuff.

Like I said, some of it’s entertaining, some of it’s scary and sad and some is just off the chain. It’s just a buck at almost any Quick Trip or convenience store.

And guess who has the back page ad?

THE JOHNNY DARE MORNING SHOW, of course. Yep, complete with photo of Jack Nicholson saying, "Our new favorite newspaper, THE SLAMMER…"  It also tells you when Johnny is on the air, uh, Monday-Friday 5-10 AM with leftovers on Saturday from 6-10AM,

I hear myself on a lot of those "leftover" shows. You can find out more by going to

But the best is an ad for – and this is real – CRIME SCENE CLEANERS, INC..

They offer 24 hour response. They get out blood, hazardous contamination, meth lab cleanup. And this is real, no joke. They do work for law enforcement, but motels, hotels, landlords and well, YOU!

Who would have thought of that one?

Like I said, some of these guys are not guilty, and a few of the girls look like they might be on a cheerleading squad. But most look like creeps. My luck, Dare will get my photo up from the old days and Christ…

What will they think of next?
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21 Responses to Glazer: Watch Out! The Slammer Takes KC by Storm

  1. chuck says:

    I think they musta popped old Earl
    right after the tornado in Joplin.

    What the FUCK is goin on with that hair?

  2. KU Forever says:

    Is This For REal?
    This can’t be legal. Is it real?

  3. Shemp Howard says:

    He was coming back from an audition for the part of Larry in an all-black version of The Three Stooges.

  4. Hearne says:

    Pretty sure this is a several year-old pic, gang…
    If indeed this is the one they ran, not sure why they did it again now. But I’ve yet to lay my filthy hands on the actual zine.

  5. mermaid says:

    Nothing new…
    Other cities have been doing this for years. Ever been out of Kansas people?

  6. smartman says:

    That’s Glazer’s before picture from Hair Club

  7. bad ass jew, Berkowitz says:

    so funny
    This thing must be a gas, will find and buy. Hell for a buck I’d buy this site.

  8. bschloz says:

    Relax and stare right in the middle of Earl’s forehead… you will see the image of The Virgin Mary

  9. Super Dave says:

    I guessing??
    Craig must be the featured story in an upcoming issue thats why he wants us to be aware of the rag.

  10. monkey man says:

    Hope to see Hearne
    They got your mugshot from your DUI brother

  11. ku forever says:

    If Dare owns this it keeps him out of the rag
    Dare likely bought this magazine to make sure he was never in it.

  12. downtown davey says:

    Notice all from Kansas
    All the bad eggs live in Johnson County, you’ll see.

  13. Hearne Christopher says:

    Yeah, well I saw yours in the debut issue, dogg. Sorry for running it with this story.

  14. Super Dave says:

    Re; Notice All From Kansas
    “All the bad eggs live in Johnson County, you’ll see.”

    Nope they all moved back to live and work in Kansas City Mo to help support the e-tax.

  15. super Man says:

    I Have This Weeks Copy
    Glazer you missed the best part of the magazine. How do you like the inmates rapped in those blankets in Jackson County. What is that about. Do they just sleep nude with no clothes?

  16. harley says:

    the first mag out like this was “booked” and it sells about 8000 copies a week.
    These originally started in tampa, florida and its been copiedvmany times over.
    I hve friend who lost his job over this picture in the paper and i”m not sure its
    right to publicsh these in public. But you can find these on the interenet everyday
    in each counties sheriff departyment website.
    fun to read….hopefullly you won’t end up in any of them…
    be careful…we’ve got a police state in the making….
    and watch out for dui’s in this city….
    take care….love the pics.

  17. Doormat says:

    When Will Barbie Show Up?
    Bet she won’t look to good in this line-up, they never do.

  18. Cool Tool says:

    Have Your Family and Dares on The Cover
    LIke the Cover of the Rolling Stone

  19. Radio Man says:

    Just The Glazer boys
    I’d think they have the three brothers photos somewhere. Johnny put them on the cover!!!!

  20. cowboy says:

    Stan The Man
    Hooker Stop, photo is around. Get er’ done.

  21. Hearne Christopher says:

    Uh, he was never charged, remember?

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