The wait is over, it’s here: THE SLAMMER.
Photos and stories about our local BAD GUYS AND GIRLS. Yep, Johnson,Wyandotte, Jackson and coming soon Platte counties. Photos and tales about people arrested,convicted or on the run in our area. Photos and stories on sex offenders, most wanted and even celebrity crime.
This week it was Nick Nolte, his ugly arrest photo and his replacement nice looking one. Yes sir, you can replace your creepy arrest picture taken by the photo cop with a nice high school or college picture.
"Mama never told you," that 6 out of 100 sex offenders are female. That’s the cover story. Guess what? Some of these bad girls are not too bad looking. I mean talk about MATCH.COM.
The Slammer has everything even ‘failure to report’ criminals, as well as fugitives and recent simple arrests for everything from left the scene of a wreck to trespassing.
As for me, I don’t think it’s right to post photos of people arrested for minor crimes, who hasn’t been?
This can be for a bar fight or domestic argument that ends up being dropped. Hey, I should know. However it’s kinda fun to look through it and read the silly stories and the scary ones. In some ways it provides a service regarding people you don’t want in your area. Like some of the sex offenders and dangerous people.
Remember pissing in public can make you a sex offender.
So some of these charges are a little on the weak side, but most aren’t.
THE SLAMMER IS NOW ON FACEBOOK.
Again, there’s a fine line between arrest and conviction. Then there’s the one about "IRAQ WAR VET PUTS XXX IN RX." About a vet charged with child porn. They set a million dollar bond, so there must be some ugly stuff.
Like I said, some of it’s entertaining, some of it’s scary and sad and some is just off the chain. It’s just a buck at almost any Quick Trip or convenience store.
And guess who has the back page ad?
THE JOHNNY DARE MORNING SHOW, of course. Yep, complete with photo of Jack Nicholson saying, "Our new favorite newspaper, THE SLAMMER…" It also tells you when Johnny is on the air, uh, Monday-Friday 5-10 AM with leftovers on Saturday from 6-10AM,
I hear myself on a lot of those "leftover" shows. You can find out more by going to www.freeJohnnyDare.com.
But the best is an ad for – and this is real – CRIME SCENE CLEANERS, INC..
They offer 24 hour response. They get out blood, hazardous contamination, meth lab cleanup. And this is real, no joke. They do work for law enforcement, but motels, hotels, landlords and well, YOU!
Who would have thought of that one?
Like I said, some of these guys are not guilty, and a few of the girls look like they might be on a cheerleading squad. But most look like creeps. My luck, Dare will get my photo up from the old days and Christ…
What will they think of next?