You know that old strip club song by Joe Rogan, "Voodoo Punanny"?
"Can’t get away from that voodoo punanny" – meaning that crazy good poontang! So this past Saturday, me minding my own business of course, during a busy sold out show for J.Chris Newberg, the opening act comes up and says: "Hey Craig, there’s a 6′ 2", gorgeous black girl in the lobby asking for you."
So I went to see who she was. At first I didn’t recognize her. And then – OH MY GOD – BLACK BARBIE!
I hadn’t seen her for almost a year and a half. Have to admit, DAMN! What a body, and she still has that "it" thing. She had on stiletto heels, that make her way too tall. In real life she’s about 5′ 11′. Barbie was with another girl who had gone out with Jim Jeffries way back when. Since I got divorced, I have to say I’ve had more fun with Black Barbie (real name is Monique) than any other woman.
But man, what a headache!
Seems she’s done well for herself. She’s got a Mercedes( it’s a 2000 but still). Her boyfriend purchased it for her, Uh hum. But they’ve broken up. Uh huh. So she smiled from ear to ear, we spoke and then bam it was on. She still has that thing. I know she’s not a good girl – not good for me – but she still has that ‘voodoo punanny’ and it’s hard not to scratch that itch.
There are other very good contenders for my No. 1 spot.
You know, for the ‘ace’ of the staff. The one who deserves it is Mermaid, Debbie. She’s lost a ton of weight and looks great. She’s kind and even visited me in the hospital when I got hurt weight lifting last year. It was a bad thing and she came up twice to see me. Very nice. We’ve dated off and on for – gosh – about 15 years. She’s sharp and a nice lady.
Then there’s actress Gina Ninci. I wrote about her acting career two weeks ago. Gina is a beautiful blonde who once lived in KC. I dated her off and on for years. Glad she is doing well in San Diego. We visit when I am in LA. or Vegas. So she is not someone I get to see all the time.
Ah, then there is my gal pal, Jessica. The photo of her in this black dress tells it all. She worked at Stanford’s in Westport as a tooter chick int he late 90’s. Now she’s in her late 20’s. Got on the body building program – and DAMN – it worked. Wild times.
Look, after I wrote the dating six girls at once story – that was brilliant – the bullpen got cut in half.
So no lead girl.
OH, I did have Whitney back for awhile. Her photo was in last year’s New Year’s Eve story. She’s also a former gal pal and Stanford’s employee in the late 90’s. Her chest grew…hmmm. She is a looker. They all have their pluses and, well, the rest.
it’s almost summer so who knows? LOVE springs eternal.
Oh, about Barbie. We hung out all night, she showed me her new condo near the Legends and she came over and….
I’ll keep you all posted. I know you’re all pulling for me. Sure you are! No? Oh well.