Starbeams: TOP 5 QUALIFICATIONS TO BE AN OVERLAND PARK MOUNTED POLICE OFFICER

The city of Overland Park now has mounted police.  Be on the lookout for a new posse patrolling its affluent streets.

TOP 5 QUALIFICATIONS TO BE AN OVERLAND PARK MOUNTED POLICE OFFICER:

#5.  Must be willing to train your horse not to let other drivers merge.

#4.  Must be willing to fight dangerous crime like when people leave their garage doors open…

#3.  Can’t be embarrassed to ride in a saddle made by gucci.

#2.  Must resist the temptation to be suspicious of people doing garden work.

#1.  You must know how to lead a horse to bottled water.

 

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3 Responses to Starbeams: TOP 5 QUALIFICATIONS TO BE AN OVERLAND PARK MOUNTED POLICE OFFICER

  1. Geeeeez says:

    BBWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA…
    I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!……… LOUDLY!!

  2. Super Dave says:

    Damn more Shit on the street
    Hope these Wyatt Earp wanna be cops have empty plastic WalMart sacks in their pockets to clean up their horses droppings.

  3. Farmer says:

    The only thing worse than regular stupid ass cops, is stupid ass cops on motorcycles or stupid ass cops riding horses, GDAMN I HATE COPS!!!! FKN PIGS. and no, I NEVER call the cops for anything. Why would I? Cops are more liley to shoot you or you friends than anyone else. If someone breaks into my house they die, steal from me, you die, noise complaint, I handle it myself. The only think pigs are good for is writing reports for insurance, and in that case it is like calling an insurance agent, not a real police officer, just an insurance cop. FK THE PIGS. ESP PIGS RIDING HORSES.

    Speaking of FK THE PIGS!!!, did everyone see this video?

    Best “fan on the field evades security” video ever.
    The Great Fan Escape – Astros Game May 13, 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B4gic1-qU&feature=youtu.be

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