Starbeams: End of Posnanski Pox Epidemic Frees KC for Sports Greatness

 

Let me just say what everyone is thinking.  I fully expect the Royals to win the World Series and the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl now that the Joe Posnanski sports jinx is gone.  Our hard-luck sports streak could also be linked to Johnny Rowland’s mustache.

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Kansas governor Sam Brownback fired the Kansas Arts Commission and the entire agency will be shut down in June. From now on, all art in Kansas will consist of images of Jesus found in tree bark.

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Kansas City International airport security was photographed frisking a baby.  The TSA says officers followed proper procedures.  An alarm was set off by the child’s stroller during the explosives screening. The mother participated in the ordeal and can be seen holding the little boy in the air.  This just in:  Demi Moore has just applied for a job at KCI.

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KCI has upset several residents as the airport now charges $1 to park in the terminal garage. The first 30 minutes used to be free, so now people are just driving around in circles waiting for people to land.  The compromise is one free hour of parking in the economy lots.  KC residents are still hoping for a cellphone lot like you find at other airports.  I can’t imagine where they could fine some unused land anywhere near the airport…..?

 

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