TOP 5 WAYS TO CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF BIN LADEN:
#5. Get back to the serious business of discovering where President Obama was born.
#4. Do what we always do to celebrate in Kansas City…throw a BBQ!
#3. Just go ahead and shoot anyone in your neighborhood who seems suspicious.
#2. Start your own search for the second most dangerous man in the world, Vice President, Joe Biden.
#1. Celebrate like Bin Laden has for 10 years; sit around and get bombed!