Starbeams: Out with the Easter Bunny, In with The Beast, Thirsty Kidz & Royals

Those scary Easter Bunnies are being removed from the Plaza, sgnaling the start of haunted house season in Kansas City. 

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The average age Missouri kids to take their first drink of alcohol is 11.  The good news? Fewer are smoking because they say cigarettes cut into their meth money.

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The Royal Wedding will cost a whopping $34 million, with $32 million of it going for security.  A million people are expected to come out for the wedding and taxpayers will pay $64,000 for the cleanup.  Since it’s in England, very little of the money is expected to be used for cleaning DENTAL FLOSS.

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One Response to Starbeams: Out with the Easter Bunny, In with The Beast, Thirsty Kidz & Royals

  1. Super Dave says:

    Hey easy on the Bunnies
    Hey those rabbits been around longer than you have. And I am sure be around longer than me.

    It’s a wonder some PC asswipe hasn’t tried to make the Plaza get rid of them.

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