Hats off to the ongoing creativity of adult movie makers who bring their latest porn-on-demand into our living rooms…
Or, for that matter, into any cable ready room in the house. You’ve gotta give’em credit for keeping the, uh, creative juices flowing when titling their little gems. Which we then get the pleasure of purchasing for a limited 4-hour viewing window.
Here then the latest batch of my current 10 favorite pay-per-view titles:
1.–TICKLE HER IVORIES
2.–LICK LICK BANG BANG
4.–HER DREAM CUM TRUE
5.–SOAKING THE SHEETS
6.–CHOKE THE CHICKEN
8.–HUMP MY BLACK RUMP
9.–DIRTY ROTTEN CREAMRS
10.-MONSTER ROD RIDERS
Oh, and special kudos for the Best Description of a current title, for something called 7 HOTTIES IN JAIL. Its teaser entices us to watch it via the following brief storyline:
"7 scenes of Butt N’ Boobs getting worked behind bars!
Taylor Hayes is getting shafted by a nightstick, Cricket’s tasting the penal code and check out the new lesbos on the block!"
…..Imagine all that for a mere $12.99.
Oh yeah. When I describe these as my "favorites," I’m talking about the titles, not the movies themselves. You’re on your own in that regard.