The inside scoop on how to keep several girls happy for a long time?
No, it’s not by giving them money – not for me anyway – although it’s better to have some around. It’s more about providing an escape, a fantasy if you will.
Sure, it always starts out with the hope, on both sides, that it will lead to a serious dating situation. But that doesn’t apply if both of you know in advance that it’s just a fun, sex thing. And after most relationships cool off, what we are left with is this: WE ALL NEED TO RELAX AND ESCAPE.
It’s as simple as that.
So if in the girl’s mind you meet those requirements and she meets yours – bam! – it can last for years.
Now I want to stress this, if one meets a special someone then of course you stop seeing the others. On both sides of the coin. Maybe it ends in living together or even a ring.
However, for me that’s not very likely.
I just think as we grow older we see how impossible long term relationships are.
Men and women are just too different to be around each other daily.
It’s like that best friend college roommate we all dreamed about, huh? First it’s so much fun but by month six you want to kill them. "Where’s my beer? YOU DRANK IT! WHAT! ALL THAT NOISE YOU ARE MAKING IS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT. SHUT UP! TURN OFF THE TV, FOR GOD’S SAKE!"
Now here’s my secret: Woman like sex fantasies.
Verbal, from YOU! This is the best ‘make them uh, CUM hitter. Oh they will tell you about different positions and from behind – like we didn’t already know. And on and on. But people, there are only so many positions.
However there are many stories to tell while having the good old in and out.
ALL GIRLS – well, almost all – love to hear them. Stories about them being with other men or maybe more than one guy at the same time. It’s not PC, sorry. That’s what they will say when not in the throes of passion.
"Who me? No!"
That’s a LIE.
In my many adventures this works, uh, 99% of the time.
It sure turns up the heat when you say that to them in bed. I’ve never had a girl stop and go.."What in the hell did you say?" They usually start moaning, "Yes, yes – oh fuck, yes."
Boy, I hate giving this one out, but some of you boys surely already know this, right?
Lets get a little more un-PC…
All this helps when you look good yourself and are in decent to very good shape. Just like it does if they are.
OK, here’s a killer: there’s this secret wheel inside most men who think, I wouldn’t date a fattie openly but if nobody is looking and they have a couple good attributes like big boobs, or a nice big butt, I’d do her. If nobody saw or knew. It’s the kink.
Girls have the same fantasy. Sorry boys, they do. Now they may not act on it for real, but if you paint that picture in their head during the bamitie-bam – bingo! – home-run. I’m just telling it like it is, Jack. Again,
I’ve never had a girl say, "Oh my lord, stop saying those things." Usually it’s, "Yeah. Oh yeah, baby. Fuck yeah!"
Another un-PC taboo women like to fantacize about is girl-on-girl. Girls love to fantacize about being with other women – whether you’re with them or not. When I’m actually doing this I use dirtier words. The language I use during these fantasies is far more graphic – use your imagination.
Look there are much nastier tales to be told; use your imagination.
But it’s the No. 1 way to get them off and keep them coming back for more.
I may go deeper with this next time. Deeper, hmmm.
One more important tool from the old pro: vibrators.
Look, all girls use them. And all women want you to use one on them, right? Trust me, they do.
So when you buy one or two, hear me out on this and you can thank me later: GET THE ONE THAT PLUGS INTO THE WALL. Do not waste your money on the battery thing. You know, the blue one, the red one, the one that looks like a pretty Pee Pee.
Get that loud, violent wall-plugged, almost back massage type. It kills!
Women love it. Oddly, they rarely buy one. So they want to use yours with, well, YOU.
Now lets review, verbal fantasy mixed with the wall plugged vibrator equals….uh, you both win.
When it ends and they go, trust me, nothing about what you just did is spoken about.
See, it’s not about the money, fortune or fame. That might get them in the ballpark, but the fantasy keeps them coming back. Now you just have to add more stories.
P.S.: Oddly, doing the fantasies in real life, like group sex, threesomes, urban partners, and all the porno shots with others, are not recommended from this quarterback. That stuff causes major arguments later. Especially if you both really like each other.
Remember, you don’t have to be in love to care about one another.
I’m not saying NEVER do that weird stuff and thresomes for real, just keep that limited to once in a blue moon. We will continue this after Hearne posts more photos and gets me in more hot water. See, no names mentioned here. So girls, don’t assume this is about you, ok? Please.
Now about the Royals winning streak… nah.