Starbeams: Bottoms Up for Gaga, Wide Body & Poked by Homeland Security

Lady Gaga fell off a piano during a concert in Houston.  She kept performing and never missed a beat.  In doing so, she joins Bono, Steven Tyler and Jimmy she’s really 30 years ahead of herself.




American Idol is denying accusations made by 19-year-old Ashley Kauffman, who claimed staffers made her sit in the back row last Thursday because she was, "just too big, too heavy to be in front" with her hot friends.  More bad news for Ashley?  She might be too wide to taxi around other aircraft at JFK.



The Department of Homeland Security is planning to start issuing terror alerts on Facebook.  
If you’ve flown recently, it’s not like you haven’t already been poked enough by Homeland Security.

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