Too much of a good thing? You make the call…
The train wreck that is Craig Glazer’s confessions regarding the ins and outs of his serialized sexcapades unleashed a firestorm of comments. And face it, what more could anybody say on the subject that hasn’t been said?
Enter KCC rabble rouser Tracy Thomas…
"Maybe you need to visit Craig to get a bevy of glamour shots of Junior," Thomas says of Glazer’s trusty dachshund. "Even one with Black Barbie and someone else in his bullpen? Or maybe Junior by himself in various poses including, of course, roll over and down. Craig hugging Junior. Craig illustrating the sit or down positions. Craig trying to play Tug of War with Junior with a sex toy."
No rush, of course, Thomas says.
"Might be good to wait one week at least, so there is some actual news about turnover in the bullpen. And maybe Junior counsels Craig, urging him to develop some new hobbies. Junior has to make Craig go buy actual dog toys, and not try to use his sex toys. Then they go to the dog park, and then various dog parks clear out to Shawnee Mission Park for geographic variety and to expand the gene pool. And well, Junior starts his own bullpen and Junior’s first girlfriend is named Rio."
Hold it!
"I don’t want to do sex stuff with the dog," Glazer says. "Come on, that’s just silly. What I’d rather say about Junior is, I like Junior – I mean, not sexually – there’s nothing weird about it. You know, man’s best friend is his dog."
I Always Loved Jr.
I love that little dog. He’s so cute. Yeah Craig loves him so much. If something happened to that little pup, wooh, Craig would go really crazy. Once the dog got out and Craig couldn’t find him in the dark, man he got scared, screamin and shit. Turned out the dog was inside in the hall. Kinda funny huh. Don’t be saying stuff about me and the dog and sex Hearne, you damn white devil with that Tracy guy hangin in the wings. Damn thats not right. Me and a dog, come on now.
Who says Craig has no heart?
Aw he loves his dog. See he’s not so bad Holli and Mermaid.
IS THAT THE PIMP PAD?
white leather couch….handiwipes on the table….kmart photos on the wall..
comeon man…tell me that’s not the passion pit for all the hotties in kc…
and why the shades indoors.
This is not the image he should be projecting…i figured he d have
million dollar pimp pad…high priced paintings…artwork…high dollar
entertainment area ….contemporary layout…i mean hopefullly this was takenn
in the rec room…
as far as tracy …..what does she know about sexuality?
and she mentions sex toys quite a bit…somethig weird here with her.
and leave the guy alone….he’s now “top dog” in the city….
he’s earned his
“stripes” and “wings” during the last week…..
glaze is the king of sting.
Here I go again defending
Harley, I don’t know what you are looking at, Craig’s condo is a three bedroom, near 500,000 pad. ALL his paintings are real, some worth quite a bit. He has several sports paintings done from a famous person in LA, I don’t know sports well so I don’t know the names, sorry. I was there often and its very nice. Junior likes it.
Maureen You Sound LIke You Are In Love
for a girl who doesn’t care you sure do!
Jim Traficant Loves Glazers Hair
Nobody cares about Craigs dog. It’s the BITCHES we wanna read about. Besides, it’s a damn weiner dog. Lesbians that are allergic to cats have weiner dogs.
There have to be pictures and video tapes. Can’t imagine Herb Tarlick not having his condo packed with hidden cameras and microphones. C’mon Craig put ’em online. You could rack up a quick $250K. We can compare your stroke to Ron Jeremy’s.
The cat’s outta the bag playah. Roll with it.
I see that Junior took off HIS shades…
Yeah, I’ve never been to Ground Zero for this playboy, but Hearne has, many times to discuss columns, and reports that yes indeed Glazer wears shades indoors. But Junior takes his off. Good breeding there.
Sans Bullpen, Lonely Glazer forced to stroke his own weiner
Now THAT is a headline.
ron jeremy…classic headline
you win the prize…date with one of glaze’s castoffs!
smart
Jim Traficant…funniest Google search of the day!
Junior wants a drink
Heard Junior was an alcoholic! Craig has to hide all the bottles when he leaves for work! Junior already has been in rehab once!
Junior Looks Drunk Mermaid
Yeah he looks drunk. Living with Glazer caused that. Cute dog though.
Mermaid Whats Glazer’s Pad like?
So tell us hot blonde girl, whats the story on Glazer’s house,apartment,condo? Bet he has several rooms for the naughty, huh?
Junior Abuse?
From the look of the eyes on the poor dog in that last picture whatever Craig is trying to do or wants to do the dog isn’t agreeing with it.
Or is the stable empty and he is desperate?
Poor Dog
I loves Jr. He loves me too. Craigs condo is nice, I like it, he got three or four bedrooms, I only was in two of them. Big living room and kitchen with a kind office thing. Junior the dog has his own room. Really does. I do think Craig loves that dog, for real. He likes to watch Tv with the dog all the time. I got a new Mercedes Bentz Car White people. Oh yes. I drive its everywhere now. Craig I should take you out to eat somewhere nice, like the Plaza. But I don’t need you now, I got money, men loves me and I got my dream car. You were mean to me so nope, no free food for your ass. I will take jr. to the plaza though.
Junior is glaze’s best friend…
i know we all joke about everyone else on this site and we try to get some jokes
in…but glazes life has been a roller coaster.
From prison to businessman….from being rich to being poor…one big fucking roller
coaster ride after another.
Kind of like all of us have been in. None of us ever are at the top of our game forever..
days that are shit…days we’re on top ofk the world.
and while glaze gives off this air of invicibility he’s just like the rest of us….living..
surviving…smiling…crying….especially over the last couple of years as all
of our lives have suffered upheaval/uncertainty/low days/high days/.
We’ve seen our lives and our beliefs shaken rto the core…our belief of invincibility
kicked out from under us. The things we took for granted have become
no longer things we dpended on.
divorce…financial shakeups…losing jobs…uneasiness about where we were headed
in life…all this rattled all our cages.
So the guy loves his dog. I loved mine…the dog kept me grounded when my life
was shattered. When i walked in the door he was there…wagging his tail …glad to
see me….didn’t care that the trash wasn’t taken out…the car didn’t run…all he
cared about was seeing me.
My dad had a great great line….said “take your dog and your wife/girlfriend. Stuff them
both into the trunk of your car. Then come back a half hour later and see which one is
still glad to see you”…..
cute dog…and for this guy who’s bee on top and on the bottom in life…i can understand
why that dog is so important.
okay….
Harley Sheen
WTF Harley? Don’t go sane on us brother. Go drink some Tiger Blood and Warlock yourself up. You are completely boring when you make sense and spell correctly. It’s almost like you’re channeling Tracy Thomas.
Craig wrote about the incident here. He was out with Holli, in January I believe, and Junior slurped a little cocktail juice and had to go to the ER. Nevermore
What Harley Is Sad
Harley this was almost sweet, you pulling for your hated enemy Glazer. I kinda liked it.
Jr.
Great dog and Good daddy to boot!! i won’t continue to repeat myself, but Gazer is a good guy. Loves his dog dearly, and matter of fact this dog “marked” me on the way to a much needed ER visit. We we are great friends Glazier! Oh, and you too. Not just Jr.
glaze is cool too….
we disagree on issues…nothing personal….
he’s the king…and i love reading his stories….
I mean he gets 100 comments on a story…he’s the
only reason to read kcc.
Harley!!!!!
Hey Harley or JOJO, not up to date on that one, I haven’t commented on this site in almost a year. I used to live in KC, moved away along time back. Went to EAst with Craig, he’s a couple years my junior. NO matter. Now you have moved over to the Glazer side. We’ll see how long that lasts.
Nice Dog
Love dogs. He is a cute one. How old? I’d say at least five. Craig last time I saw you, your arms were pumped like Arnold. Did you cool ti with roids? Maybe you wanted to slim down. My opinion go hit it for the pool dude. KC have a wonderful spring/summer. Love you all.
What about you?
What happened to the other article?
Oh what’s wrong Craig everyone commented on me so it wasn’t about you so you had Hearne erase it. Your an ass.
WTF????
Readers the last post that was by me… NOT!
Come one, really????? to be honest, yes Glaziers pride and joy DID in fact have an accident on my gown, Great dog. Friends w/Glazier. so why is someone posting as me???? Hmmm Hearne?? Is that you????