Starbeams: Google Not So Lucky for KCK, Chief Arrested & Warrensburg Hooters

Google’s plan to wire Kansas City, Kansas with fast Internet connections doesn’t mean any new jobs will be coming to town.  “We are not hiring a whole lot of people,” said Google’s director of community affairs. “Like, we may hire two. Most of this can be done remotely.”

However, Google will install the "I’m not feeling so lucky" button for KCK residents.

Chiefs linebacker Mike Vrabel was arrested Monday and charged with felony theft from a casino.  Even more embarrassing: The casino was in INDIANA.

If Vrabel is convicted, he’ll be drafted by the Steelers.

Former president Bill Clinton will speak in Warrensburg at UCM next month.  The prez will receive an honorary degree from UCM, then deliver a speech……orally.  Plans are already underway to quickly errect a Warrensburg Hooter‘s.

 

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3 Responses to Starbeams: Google Not So Lucky for KCK, Chief Arrested & Warrensburg Hooters

  1. newbaum turk says:

    urich
    You are less funny than Margarette Cho.

  2. smartman says:

    Not True
    To suggest that Kelly is less funny than Margaret Cho is to suggest that he is funny at all.

    Compared to Kelly the Japanese earthquake, tsunami, nuclear meltdown is pee your pants hilarious.

  3. Huh? says:

    Doesn’t even make sense
    If Vrabel is convicted, he’ll be drafted by the Steelers.
    I don’t get it? A player can’t be drafted by a team once they have been drafted as a rookie. Am I missing something?

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