Glazer: The Next Big Thing, America, Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide!

The information highway proudly presents: THE INFORMATION UNIT...

In the next couple years it’s coming to a hand on your body. The one thing everyone will have, carry, love and hate – all at the same time – in one simple package.
What looks like an iPhone will in fact become, well, central to everything in your life. The UNIT, will still work as a cell phone and micro computer for calling and texting. However the UNIT will have everything about YOU in it or on it.  Your I.D., as in your drivers license, Passport, social security card, insurance information, your credit cards, criminal history (well, mine anyway), birth certificate, car registration.

 I think you get the picture – your entire life, finally, in one spot on one device.

Is this a good thing? Yes and no.

Yes because it means no more wallets, back pockets, lost credit cards, "forgot my drivers license," your passport and the like. Not sure I like the criminal history part, but for the average person it will likely just include include your driving record, tickets, wrecks, so forth.

So we all become a one stop shop.

Easy to carry, less likely to be lost. And even if you do break or lose it, no problem. Just get a new one. It will even have your bank account and checks information and an ATM enabler for getting cash.
What a marvel – Big Brother finally wins!

The government’s got everything about you and everything you own in one spot. So good and bad. Our lives reduced to a single, tiny device. That’s the near future, count on it.

Oh yeah, you’ll still be able to watch a movie or TV show, how great is that!
We all knew this was coming, but to think in just a couple years. Brother how time flys when we figure it all out. Just think Space Odyssey, you know the first one. Its here.
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12 Responses to Glazer: The Next Big Thing, America, Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hide!

  1. Bad Ass Jew, Berkowitz says:

    So Cool Glazer
    Now that was a freaky story. I think its gonna happen. Sometimes you suprise us with your brain,not your dick.

  2. Maureen says:

    Look at The Big Brain ON Craig
    Craig is this for real? Sounds real, never thought about it before, but yeah this sure could be the case. Where did you thiink this up? Did you make it up or read it somewhere else? Is this your brain or others? Scary.

  3. Kellys man says:

    Full of It Glazer
    This is a pipedream, like your entire fing life. You are such an A-hole. It would be a cool tool though.

  4. Coo Koo says:

    Life Would Be A Dream
    Sounds very smart. Fun. I don’t care if the cops pull me over and know my criminal life or bank account. I have neither.

  5. chuck says:

    Check out this article from Wired Magazine in 2000

    Bill Joy, the Sun Microsystem guy wrote a really cool article, and some of his prescience has stood the test of time.

    Much of it didn’t.

    Unless your Laplace’s Demon, there are too many variables to predict accurately the future, and how it will look, except in very broad terms.

    We are NOT controlled by robots (Although the mechanisms and technology in place, well…) and we are not all stting around doing nothing thanks to technology.

    Its a great article and if you look at his predictions (Some keyed on the year 2011) and look at the reality, well, pretty cool.

    He also says, in 2026, robots become self aware, like SkyNet.

    Never happen like that, intrinsic knowledge of what you are, when realized, makes it impossible for an inatimte object, no matter how sophisticated, to para sympathetically and sypathetically recact to envitonment in the way that humas do, imo.

    Glaze is probably right about the Orwellian control of our lives and movements by the govt.

    Just because you think you are paranoid, doesn’t mean someone isn’t after you.

    I’m gettin back under the bed.

  6. d says:

    Eventually we won’t be carrying an iPhone around, we will have computer chips in our fingers or foreheads with all that information.

    Looks like someone mentioned something about it in the Bilbe:

  7. bschloz says:

    Already Here
    Visa/AMEX/Google/MSFT/Bank America
    Hell even Hen House knows me.
    Actually America is pretty good at this….We’ll have those Bahrainians using Visa cards in no time.

    Food Prices were up 3.6% for the month …Housing Starts were -22%..Gas $3.49 in JC ..Japan quarantined–in full on panic…Mid -East Powers getting ready for scrimmage..Bank Holidays…I didn’t even Save 20% at Geico
    Happy St. Patty’s lets all get drunk.

  8. e says:

    Not close
    Well, if the Bible says, we all know it has to be true. Thanks for sharing d. I forget, is Revelations before or after the part where the dude lives in a whale? Or that guy rounds up two of every living thing (predators and prey alike) to live on a boat in perfect harmony for 40 days? Or the guy walks on water?

    Thanks for your help. I haven’t read my Bible in a while and some of the facts seem to run together.

  9. Cliffy says:

    A just machine to make big decisions
    Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision
    We’ll be clean when their work is done
    We’ll be eternally free yes and eternally young

    What a beautiful world this will be
    What a glorious time to be free
    -Donald Fagan, 1982

  10. Norma Ray says:

    I Agree with Craig
    Yes this will happen soon. In some ways I like it. Until I leave it at a bar on the Plaza.

  11. Billy Whit says:

    I Damn Well Know I want One
    I want one in black, with a diamond on the back. I like it.

  12. Shmu says:

    leo Ashner at Lionsgate in the enclave in Overland Park Kansas. Hide your underage kids from him. He is one sick F K

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