Starbeams: Royals Win Big, Sprint Invading Poland & Top 10 Passion Killers

The Kansas City Royals prevailed in a lawsuit against the team seeking $25,000 for injuries suffered when Sluggerr threw a hot dog in a fan’s face.  It’s the first time the Royals have won something of national relevance since 1985.

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Rumors about Sprint buying T-Mobile are still circulating.  Sprint is buying its way into global domination.  Together with Nextel and T-Mobile, Sprint  hopes to invade Poland later this year.

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The "three-year glitch" has replaced the "seven-year itch" as the tipping point where couples begin taking each other for granted, according to a new survey. 

The study finds, at three years, people give fewer compliments, find little quirks to be HUGE annoyances, and have a lot less sex.

The top 10 everyday passion-killers:

1. Lack of exercise/Staying in shape
2. Money
3. Working hours
4. Hygiene
5. In-Laws/family
6. Lack of romance or passion
7. Alcohol
8. Snoring
9. Sense of fashion-same old underwear/clothes
10. Bathroom habits

After 12 years I’ve finally figured out what gets my wife in the mood.  It takes a steady hand and a tranquilizer dart.
 

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One Response to Starbeams: Royals Win Big, Sprint Invading Poland & Top 10 Passion Killers

  1. bschloz says:

    Turn It Around
    “Rumors about Sprint buying T-Mobile are still circulating.”
    That really is funny? More like OP invasion.

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