Starbeams: Thawing Out Finger, T-Mobile Lady in Pink, HBO Channels Hitler & Sheen

With temperatures warming this weekend, I’ve suddenly realized that I’ve been wearing mittens so long I’ve forgotten how to give the finger.

 

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Here’s an idea.  When they baptize members of the Westboro (Attorney) Church, they should hold them under water for 20 minutes.

 

Rumors have surfaced about Overland Park-based Sprint possibly buying T-Mobile.  They don’t really gain a strategic advantage, but it might give them enough leverage to FIRE THAT ANNOYING CHICK IN THE PINK DRESS.

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HBO Is Developing a Show About Magicians Fighting Adolf Hitler and It Might Be Based on a True Story.  The show is called Hobgoblin is about a group of guys who created some elaborate illusions to deceive the Germans.  I don’t know about you, but I’m always in the market for another TV show about Hitler.

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Warner Brothers sent Charlie Sheen an 11-page letter explaining why he was fired.  Am I the only person worried about the poor chubby kid on Two and a Half Men?

 

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