Starbeams: KU-MIZZOU puts the BS in CBS; Hen Hatches Monster Egg; Symphony Sells Out in Flint Hills

 

 

Angry viewers are expressing outrage after the KU-MIZZOU game was switched with 3 1/2 minutes to go. CBS quickly put the BS in CBS by explaining it with sunspot and satellite transponder issues.

**Charlie Sheen tried to blame the problems with CBS on Chuck Lorre.

**Then he said CBS has one speed…GO!

**Then he said he thought MIZZOU lacked Tiger Blood.

**Then he congratulated KU for WINNING!

 

 

An egg measuring 6 1/2 inches around was hatched by a hen in Iowa. It’s more than twice the size of the JUMBO eggs you find in supermarkets.

We’re waiting on the chick to hatch and start plagiarizing Madonna songs.

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Every year the Kansas City Symphony performs at the Flint Hills of Kansas.

This year’s event sold out in 30 minutes.

The event became popular in southern Kansas when the Symphony added a jug blowing section.

 

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