STARBEAMS: Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen; KC Mosque Burning

Missouri is once again the meth capital of the nation, with nearly 2,000 lab seizures in 2010.

We could drop to second place this year depending on how long Charlie Sheen stays alive.

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Kansas City-based Midwest Research Institute changed its name today. This is the place where they invented the coating for M&Ms and even space suits for astronauts. The new name is shocking.

They’re calling it the Charlie Sheen Chemical Research Lab.

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Sad news as a mosque was burned to the ground Sunday in Kansas City. It was ruled an accident. More than 300 followers of Islam worshipped at the building at 46th and St. John Ave.

The good news?

Several people have volunteered to give members a taxi ride to another mosque.

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2 Responses to STARBEAMS: Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen; KC Mosque Burning

  1. chuck says:

    Ok, that was funny. 🙂
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  2. Harry Balczak says:

    Charlie Sheen- Reds Fan
    Reds fan- Winner

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