I took a stab at stand-up comedy in front of a recorded studio audience.
Watch if you don’t mind losing a few minutes of your life…
A baby was born in an elevator hospital last week in Lawrence. The mom was rushing to Olathe Medical Center but when the contractions became too intense, she was diverted to Lawrence Memorial.
As the elevator door opened the head was already popping out.
The 5 pound 11 ounce girl is nicknamed Ellee.
I can relate to that story because I was conceived in an elevator. My nickname was PUSH FOR ALARM.