Tulsa, Oklahoma police found the body of a headless 55-year-old woman in her home and the cause of death was ruled – natural causes!
Apparently, she died of natural causes a few months ago, and her dogs got so hungry they ate different parts of her body and gnawed off her head and dragged it into a different room.
Let this be a lesson to children…when the chips are down your puppy will eat you.
The Kansas City Chiefs have stuck Tamba Hali with the dreaded FRANCHISE PLAYER.
He led the AFC with 14 1/2 sacks last season and says he would like to retire with the Chiefs.
Tamba was also named a franchise player at Taco Bell.
The Arizona Republic projects the Royals to have the lowest payroll in Major League Baseball for opening day with a projected $35 million. The Yankees payroll is projected at $195 million.
The Royals are now the only team in the league where the players get paid by the hour.