STARBEAMS: Boulevard Chocolate Ale leads to Getting Busch??

The hot and hard-to-find item for Valentine’s Day this year is Boulevard Chocolate Ale.

TOP 5 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT CHOCOLATE ALE

#5. It makes you drunk dial someone in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

#4. Your belch smells like a Russell Stover store.

#3. Hosni Mubarak agreed to step down if he got a free case.

#2. If worn as cologne, you can completely skip the foreplay.

and #1. It’s made by Boulevard but somehow leads to getting Busch!

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