A woman in New Mexico tried a sample of yogurt at a grocery store and thought it tasted like sperm. The police tested it and now they’ve confirmed that yes, indeed, it was that special sauce.
They suspect a yogurt worker did it. The good news? I can now write YOGURT WORKER on a résumé!
She should have been suspicious when, instead of labeled Dannon, the carton was labeled DAN.
On another note …
New research indicates that couples who have sex every morning are healthier and happier.
If you want to read more on this stunning news story, just google the word, "duh."