A woman in New Mexico tried a sample of yogurt at a grocery store and thought it tasted like sperm. The police tested it and now they’ve confirmed that yes, indeed, it was that special sauce.
They suspect a yogurt worker did it. The good news? I can now write YOGURT WORKER on a résumé!
She should have been suspicious when, instead of labeled Dannon, the carton was labeled DAN.
On another note …
New research indicates that couples who have sex every morning are healthier and happier.
If you want to read more on this stunning news story, just google the word, "duh."
Detail
You left out the most important detail, DID SHE SWALLOW?