STARBEAMS: Super Bowl Anthem and Ball Park Lyrics Revisited

 TOP 5 LINES CHRISTINA ALMOST SANG IN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM:

#5. What so proudly we watched at the Twilight special screening…

#4. If you beat up someone in a hotel we call that Charlie Sheening

#3. Ben Roethlisberger is staring at my ass and dreaming…

#2. I’m a Jeannie in a bottle, you’ve gotta rub me the right way…

#1. I wonder if Aaron Rodgers would be my Packer?

When I sang Take Me Out to the Ball Game at Kauffman Stadium, I almost said,
"Buy me some peanuts and SEVEN DOLLAR BEER"

Super Bowl ads really work! I just bought a VW, installed Bridgestone tires & filled it with Doritos.

I’m still looking for a friendly beaver….

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3 Responses to STARBEAMS: Super Bowl Anthem and Ball Park Lyrics Revisited

  1. craig glazer says:

    Funny Story
    Very Funny Kelly. Good one.

  2. chuck says:

    🙂
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  3. Cliffy says:

    Charlie Sheening?
    I actually laughed at that. Wow.

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