Jack Goes Confidential: Statham vs. Hopkins–The Choices Are Only So-So!

Two opposites attract—at the boxoffice, that is!

It’s Hollywood’s current major action star Jason Statham in this weekend’s face-off with actor’s actor Anthony Hopkins who’s practicing exorcism on this go-around. With both practicing what they do best; desperately trying to overcome basic B-movie material.

First off it’s kick-ass Jason Statham as Arthur Bishop—a.k.a. THE MECHANIC—a top of the line assassin described by his mentor Donald Sutherland as "a goddamned machine." A totally detached hit-man who’ll do any job if the price is right.

Statham’s latest target—his mentor (Sutherland). Will he actually go through with it?

Damn right he will!!

But there must be a flicker of feelings somewhere as he now teams with Sutherland’s son in a deadly partnership of revenge.

Haven’t we’ve seen this before?

We have!  Because THE MECHANIC is a remake of Charles Bronson’s 1972 original. But that’s about as far as the comparison goes.
This version is definitely more stylish. Higher octane. Bloodier.  With less dialogue—tailor made for Statham.

Vengeance is an R-rated mission here. On that level THE MECHANIC delivers 3 out of 5 badass fingers.

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When it comes to PG-13 rated exorcism there’s very little in THE RITE we haven’t seen before.

OK, so it’s ‘Inspired by a True Story’—still it covers very little new ground.

Not even a few spinning heads or Campbell’s green split pea soup spewing in this thriller!

In THE RITE Colin O’Donogue plays skeptical Chicago seminary student Michael Kovak who reluctantly accepts an advance study program of devil demolition. Sort of an exorcism school—at the Vatican! And who better to teach the course than unorthodox priest Anthony Hopkins who introduces Michael to the dark side of his faith.

A lot of demonic possession in this one, but not enough to overcome a tiresome script. Only reason to take THE RITE would be witnessing Hopkin’s intriguing acting abilities which he desperately implements here in hopes of rising above the film itself.

THE RITE—a low calorie exorcism thriller raising 2-1/2 out of 5 skeptical fingers.

So what’ll be this weekend?

High octane Jason Statham  or Anthony Hopkins’ Vatican adventure? For my time and money it would instead be BLUE VALENTINE starring Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams.

JACK GOES TO THE MOVIES Friday mornings on KMBZ / KUDL / KXTR—and anytime on Time-Warner Cable’s K.C. ON DEMAND, Channel 113.
 

 

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6 Responses to Jack Goes Confidential: Statham vs. Hopkins–The Choices Are Only So-So!

  1. Mark X says:

    “Haven’t we’ve seen this before?”
    …yes… Statham has only played one character in the last 7 years. But so what? He is a very rich man, and more power to him.

    If you’ve seen one Statham film, you’ve seen them all…

  2. Anonymous says:

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  3. jon k says:

    Critiquing the critic
    Jack my man. They call you Kansas Citys moviemeister for a reason. This two mints in one review of a couple of B-flicks ranks as some of your best of late. Keep the good stough coming even though it means wading through Glazer’s horseshit.

  4. frank says:

    geez
    Saw “The Rite” last nigjht and agree with you. What a waste of money. Wish I would’ve read your review before paying 4 24

  5. frank says:

    more geez
    mean to say before paying $ 24 for two of us. At least they didn’t get me at the popcorn stand since we ate before the show.

  6. randyraley says:

    The Mechanic
    Charlie Bronson should come back from the dead and kick the shit out of this director who screwed up “The Mechanic”.
    Gah. NO MORE REMAKES!!!

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