Think of it as a smoking hot Italian sex machine…
Stanford & Sons main man Craig Glazer is in the final stages of negotiating the purchase of a Lotus Evora sport car. The comedy club impressario and local ladies man is following in some pretty hefty footsteps. James Bond has driven no fewer than three Lotus cars in the popular movie series. And actor Daniel Craig – the current 007 – owns an Evora. In real life. The 160 mph super steed was introduced to the USA for the first time last summer.
So here’s the deal…
"I know this, when I get this car the ‘I hate Craig Glazer’ meter is only gonna climb up, not down," Glazer says. "And I won’t even be doing anything, that’s just the way it is."
"You know, it reminds me of my Porsche, only newer and faster," Glazer says. "And to be honest, I like it because it will be the only Lotus Evora in Kansas City."
With only 600 cars a year coming into the country, Glazer will be in rare company to be sure.
"You know, it’s a single guy’s car, it’s not a married guy’s car," Glazer says. "People’s wives wouldn’t want their husband to buy this kind of a car."
How to describe it?
"Well, it’s kind of somewhere between a Ferrari and an Aston Martin," Glazer says. "And it’s definitlewy a pussy wagon. Especially if you get a red one or one of the extreme colors."
As for the Evora’s chick magnetism, "Regardless of what people think, I have never used my sports cars to pick up girls," Glazer says. "I did have one girl jump into my Ferrari and just went effing whacky on me and ended up doing the wild thing."
Let’s review, with James Bond (Daniel Craig) and Craig Glazer in the Evora afficionados camp, who’s next?
"The next person who needs to buy one of these is Johnny Dare," Glazer says.
For a review of the Lotus Evora, check out the upcoming issue of The Hills magazine.