Glazer: Chiefs Won and Done; Merit New Name

We all know now the Chiefs were not as good as we’d hoped.

Our new team name is ONE AND DONE. The Chiefs have earned it. SEVEN STRAIGHT POSTSEASON LOSSES IN 20 YEARS, A RECORD. Boy, do we have records. Let’s be honest, other than the Len Dawson era and the Royals era with George Brett, we basically stink in pro sports.

Let’s just accept the fact that we’re losers.

The big mystery:  What happened to Dwayne Bowe?

Where was he the last two games? There has to be an off-field problem, drugs (big surprise) codeine and strong smoke – maybe add a slight injury. Anyway, the most important game in 10 years and the guy takes the game off.

Thanks Dwayne.

We all wanted the NATIONAL ATTENTION. Well we got it.

I think the most disappointing player without a doubt was Dexter McCluster. He was a weapon for three games and the rest of the year, worthless. The best overall player, without doubt, proved to be Tamba Hali – what a changed man. He led this defense against Baltimore and had the offense shown up, they would have likely won.

Jamaal Charles is outstanding, but due to size and no other back to help him, he can’t take over a game. Not yet. He didn’t yesterday and they gave him the first half to do it. Yes, he hit the big run, but again we have no short run game.

Likely in the off season the Chiefs will find one or two receivers, another back and, well its a long list.

Finally there’s Matt Cassel. THE FRANCHISE let us down. He played like a scared boy. The Chiefs all stood around waiting to lose. So they did.

Don’t worry, next year we won’t suffer the embarassment of being exposed again – we’ll only win 6-8 games.

This program has a long way to go. Was this season even worth having? It reminds me of one of the Herm years or the wild card fake out in the mid 80’s we lost to the Jets.

Average teams in the playoffs, don’t work.

Unless its the Seahawks. But hey, they might actually be good.

At least we found out who the Chiefs are or were. Sorry, I was hoping like you guys. But remember what I said a few weeks back, when you go into a big game just hoping and not KNOWING, you almost always lose.

Enjoy the playoffs, Chiefs talk is over for now.

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11 Responses to Glazer: Chiefs Won and Done; Merit New Name

  1. Kerouac says:

    ET TU ‘FRAUDCHISE’?
    mr. glazedover: you are what we thought you were – Joe Btfspk with an female sentimentality, i.e., a woman’s prerogative: you change your football mind more often e.g. stick to your convictions less often than the duffer embraces razor blade. Up one moment down the next, week to month to… Midol unhappily ever aft. If this were Thimblerig nee a shell game and fandom were ‘mark’ to your ‘operator’, even you would be left to guess which held the pea. Best can be said for you perhaps (based on your pleas): “no homo.”

    Speaking of which…

    “The big mystery: What happened to Dwayne Bowe?”

    – he was in Arlington making his SB XLV reservations (which he had assured everyone that kcindy would be ‘playing in’)… obviously his Superbowl Shuffle was delayed & he didn’t get back in time for the game Sunday.

    “Finally there’s Matt Cassel. THE FRANCHISE let us down. He played like a scared boy.”

    – oh c’mon now ‘sting’, all that bluster regular season only to meekly demur “he let us down” and “played like a little boy”? Tell us how you REALLY feel.

    Lemme help.

    Do you still think he’s (really) a pro bowl qb? He finished the season ranked not even top 7 NFL – despite the parade of cupcakes.

    Have you seen him learn from his past mistakes, i.e., when he is pressured is he more likely today than any other game this year, last or three years ago in NE to not panic and throw up a wounded duck begging for INT or at best safe arrival out the field of play – without being called for intentional grounding?

    Is he any more scintillating his demeanor WHEN kcindy NEEDS HIM TO BE IN A BIG GAME (exuding leadership) than a sparkling piece of wet liver? Which is to say; does he make the players around him – any them – any better?

    __________________________________________

    REPRINTED HERE FROM ANOTHER BLOG MINE – BY PERMISSION – KEROUAC’s

    Kerouac foretold, and so it was… my team, the one formerly known as the CHIEFS but of late kcindy embarrassed themselves, the entire city, the NFL and probably The Gipper up in Providence too.

    That they emulated their out of control coach with an even more unprofessional on-field display when they lost their poise & resorted to cheap shots, fighting & the like, well… if Lamar Hunt were still on this mortal coil, comparisons Derrick Thomas, Wayne Simmons et al the ‘Monday Night Meltdown’ of afore would have been the reference.

    Ty “Inaction” Jackson – the first of 2 consecutive years of #1 draft busts by egoli – trying to unscrew a Raven players helmet from the BALTIMORIAN’s head was reprehensible. This years #1 bust “Dinkle” berry, was not as egregious… merely got beat up & down the field all day long, not unlike his 2010 effort regular season.

    If ever a team ‘backed in’ to the post season & then ‘backed out’, kcindy on Sunday epitomized the deux. Two straight blowout losses – both at home – the indicator… not ready for prime time by any other. Humiliated, they exited the field tail between their legs.

    The beat down was worse than that ballyhooed 23-8 loss by Herm Edwards to INDY – IN INDY – in 2006, a game that was actually but a one score game until a late INDY TD made it a 2 score final. Yesterday it was already over and an rout at 23-7 still in the 3rd quarter (actually, yesterday’s game reminded me of Superbowl 1, when first half circumstance & but a 14-10 deficit KC to GB begat a 2nd half reality and decimation.

    No more tomato cans – coach returneth to pumpkin, wheels fall off the FRAUDCHISE (EXPOSED: 3 ints, fumbles & sacks as Walter Mitty looked every inch of mutt ca$$el.) Too, rella’s only score was a gift from BALT via a fumble; otherwise, mssrs. charles as bowe was a non-factor rest of the day (that he got hurt – again, same whenever he is hit by an real team – was ‘no surprise’.) His future can be measured in fleeting future moments rather seasons in the sun.

    Why?

    Una vez mas.

    NO MORE TOMATO CANS to kick around.

    The final kcindy line the 2010 frauds:

    0-2 vs winning teams, 2-4 vs .500 teams – oh, and can’t forget that poor DEN team’s beat down of ‘rella – a cumulative 2-7 vs teams with a pulse, any. The rest? tomato cans 8-0.

    Get it now ye gullibles of fandumb?

    (PS) Even SEATT advances in post season – heh heh heh. There is your basic (lack of) validity the modern NFL, just as Kerouac illuminated all season long.

    Now that the ‘pretenders’ have been dismissed, the 8 current NFL teams with an pulse any (tho none could carry the shoes the 1969 Chiefs, Raiders or Vikings as well as 60 other teams since) will bring the farce called ‘modern NFL’ to a fitting conclusion… ho hums resonating.

    If there is a 2011 season, they will take after MIAMI’s Dolphins likely: from 1-15 up to 11-5 back down to 7-9 and for affirmation another 7-9 this year. Same scenario, same ‘great’? leadership parcells (i.e., egoli). Progress in 2010? When you play but the dregs the NFL and prevail, cannot be considered forward steps, rather, no better than one step forward followed by same back year aft.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    : )

  2. olathecat says:

    Bowe
    Bowe might be the most overrated Chiefs player in history. Where was he? Getting blanketed by the Ravens secondary. The guy cannot get open against good DBs.

  3. Cliffy says:

    Huh?
    “The best overall player, without doubt, proved to be Tamba Hali – what a changed man. He led this defense against Baltimore and had the offense shown up, they would have likely won.”

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  4. bschloz says:

    AFC WEST Division Champs
    Whats so hard about that.
    Quit bashing the #30 metro market…..Frankly Arrowhead was a blast yesterday. Stealth Fly Over…True Fans.
    35 minutes into the game ..oh poet didn’t know weather to shit or go blind and you cant tell me otherwise. I was right there.
    If you don’t don’t think we are going to be favorites to win the West and Host another Playoff next year….well I can’t help you.
    Haley and Pioli have mad game…and Clark seems like he knows how to put money to work.
    Go have fun playing Fantasy Football. OAK…SD…DENV….Pfffffffftttttttt

    One thing we can all agree on….Greatest Run In NFL History
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQULIUXZst8

  5. Mark X says:

    There you go again, Glazer ..
    … classic Projective Identification. What is this “we” are losers?

    You’re just a classic case study straight out of Psychology 101.

  6. Rainbow Man says:

    Something Bad Happened
    Haley really needs to examine his methods to ensure that he does not throw away a great career built on skill because he cannot control his emotions. We do not live in a world where we should be satisified with our ten wins. When you have a chance at the brass ring you have to freaking grab it. Why were Bowe and Waters so late for practice on playoff week? Were they being punished? Why did Haley pull Cassel against Tennessee? The season changed right there, Weis bolted, and it may have cost Cassel a Pro-Bowl selection. He couldn’t shake Josh McDaniel’s hand… Now we have probably disqualified an offensive coordinator candidate.
    Bottom line is… If Haley wins 6 games next year… He is on the hot seat.

  7. Harry Balczak says:

    Why the chronic underuse of Charles?
    Yeah he had a critical fumble, but like Phil Simms says, you don’t bench your cleanup hitter because he strikes out one time.

  8. harley says:

    THE ONLY REDEEMING THING ABOUT THE CHIEFS LOSS
    IS THAT THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER. BASEBALL STARTS IN 4 MONTHS. AND FINALLY YOU CAN GO
    BACK TO WRITING ARTICLES ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW BEST…

    1. CHEAP HOOKERS

    2. PORN PARTIES

    3. STROLLING FOR SINGLE CHICKS THRU WESTPORT AND PLAZA

    4. BAD BUSINESS DECISIONS

    5. HAIRPIECES THAT LOOK LIKE PORCUPINES

    6. LARGE BREASTED ASIANS

    7. OUT OF WORK BLACK STRIPPERS

    8. HOW TO CON PEOPLE OUT OF MONEY

    9. FULL LENGTH LEATHER JACKETS

    10. INNER CITY GANGS

    11. BLACK HOOKERS

    12. MERMAID/MARIA/BLACK BARBIE (WTF?)/

    13. REBUILDING KC (i drove thru kc after the snow….what a fucking joke that city is)

    14. YOURSELF

    Happy new year. Can’ t wait to read more articles ……luv your work…but stick to what you know best!

  9. HARLEY says:

    gLAZER….THROW YOUR HAT IN THE RING
    with the total bunch of clowns running for mayor….you would have a chance…
    seriously…..you have some great ideas and with hearne as your campaign manager…
    bschloz handling the money contributions…me doing your p.r….wow..
    we’d kick ass….
    your slogan….BRING BACK KC…
    no doubt you’d be good..
    despite everyone thinking i rant against glazier…i respect him for always getting up
    when he got knocked down in life…..can’t wait to read about the hotties…yaaaaawhooooooooo

  10. rlane says:

    Harley is a Nut Case
    Harley, you call Glazer every name in the book, hate the guy, say he sells dope to kids, dates hookers, I mean come on old buddy. Now you want him to run for mayor? I think you fear he will find out who you are and smush you, so you throw him a bone. Hey I like the guy myself. Think he’d make a great mayor, at least you guys would have one, you sure haven’t lately. Rob Lane SF.

  11. KC Rick says:

    Craig Running for Mayor???? I just SOILDED myself laughing!
    1st of all felons cannot hold a public office!
    2nd of felons can’t vote!
    Any questions?????
    if so see below:
    1. Craig can’t run for office (he is a convited felon)
    2. The only people who would vote for him are convicted hookers or drug dealers (oops…retraction he ripped them offf!!!) per his so called bio ( I was like robin hood…….REALLY…..I mean REALLY?????? Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor!!!!!! I don’t see the connection!!!!!! (i.e. felons) so there you go!
    Get a life Craig you are like……no you are CREAPY GRANDPA!!!!!!
    Even if pigs fly and hell freezes over…..in the event that Craig would EVER become Mayor…….P L E A S E drop the bomb on my head!!!!! I would hate to see the world as we know it come to an end with Craig in office!!!!!!

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