Take 1993: The Last Time The Chiefs Won A Playoff Game…

 

It has been 17 long years since the Chiefs won a playoff game. Much has changed since the season of 1993. Here are a few thoughts of what life was like here in Kansas City back then. My wife of ten years at the time was seven-months pregnant with our now almost 17-year-old son. Please add your own in the Comments section below.
George Brett made $2.75 million as the Royals DH that season. We had both Brett and Joe Montana in Kansas City uniforms. Not too shabby.
Mark Gubicza, David Cone, Kevin Appier and Brian McRae were also on that Royals’ roster. Think we could use those three pitchers in this season’s starting rotation and B-Mac in center?
Lee’s Summit had one high school not three.
Don Fortune somehow ruled KC sports talk radio with his afternoon sports talk show on 980. KMBZ was known more as a news station and Fortune’s show ran in the afternoon.
810 AM was still KCMO and Conrad Dobler and Tom Dore were on together during afternoon drive. Their show replaced the semi-popular Ed Superfan Bieler but never quite caught on. Pete Enich served as a parttime guest host and a recent Syracuse grad by the name of Soren Petro was an intern for the Dobler and Dore.
610 AM was WDAF and one of the highest rated AM radio stations in the Midwest with its all-country music format. As Fishbone used to say, those days are gone.
Kansas City Star columnist Hearne Christopher ignited a storm of controversy when he divulged the Nelson-Atkins museum’s plans to place giant shuttlecocks on the museum’s lawn.
Kevin Kietzman was a third-string sports reporter at Fox 4 behind Al Wallace with Frank Boal as his boss instead of the other way around.
Steven St. John was attending class (occasionally) at UMKC.
Todd Leabo had graduated from Oklahoma one year before, where his Sooners were coached by Gary Gibbs. Leabo could still be spotted occasionally hustling food/drink as a vendor at Royals and Chiefs games.
Jason Whitlock was writing for The Ann Arbor News and had never heard of Carl Peterson…or Joe DiMaggio.
Nick Wright was nine years old.
Jack Harry was a sports anchor/reporter at KCTV 5 who was rarely if ever allowed to offer his own commentary during his sportscasts. This was just before William Action Jackson’s arrival at KCTV 5 in August of 1994.
Carl Peterson was considered a savior to Chiefs’ fans as he and Marty Schottenheimer were in their fourth season of reviving the NFL fan base in Kansas City. Remember, Whitlock was still in Ann Arbor.
The KC Star sports columnists were Gib Twyman and Jonathan Rand. Has it really been that long ago?
Joe Posnanski was writing for the Augusta Chronicle.
From May through September in 1993, it rained like never before in Kansas City and beyond. The flooding caused $15 billion in damage around the Midwest. I still remember stopping in Riverside on my way home from work one night to help fill and toss sand bags to stem the rising waters of the Mighty Mo.
Hal McRae, the Royals manager, threw a fit, a phone recorder and a fifth of Jack Daniels in the single greatest one-man meltdown ever recorded in KC sports. Thanks, John Doolittle for the question.
Jeff Granger was the Royals top draft pick in 1993.
Ewing Kauffman dies in August and Royals Stadium is renamed Kauffman Stadium due to the efforts of The Squire’s editor, Tom Leathers. Leathers and I argued often over my nickname for the stadium, The K, which the Royals officially adopted in 1994. Leathers felt it was a slight to shorten the name but I thought a man who went by the name Mr. K would have had no problem with it. I miss those arguments with Tom, who died in September of 2005. Hard to believe he’s been gone that long.
Bill Snyder and Kansas State, led by Chad May and JJ Smith, went to their first bowl game since 1982, the Copper Bowl, where they crushed Wyoming 52-7. And the Snyder era was officially in full big-time-football mode.
Mitch Holthus was the play-by-play voice for Kansas State. He has never called a Chiefs playoff victory in his 17 seasons with the Chiefs. Mitch, I sincerely hope that streak ends for you on Sunday.
Bob Stull’s Missouri Tigers went 3-7-1 and were bounced 28-0 by Kansas in their final game.
Greg Gurley and Scot Pollard played hoops for Roy Williams at Kansas. Adonis Jordan was drafted by Seattle. Coach Roy had been named AP COTY in 1992.
Emanuel Cleaver was in his second year and first term as mayor of Kansas City in what would prove to be one of the most corrupt administrations since a guy named Tom Pendergast strode into town.
Carol Marinovich was a member of the KCK City Council and just starting to form her strategies to become the first female mayor of KCK in 1995. She would eventually lead Wyandotte County into their most productive decade of growth that still continues today. Go Sporting Kansas City!
The Woodlands in KCK was four years old and already showing signs that the new Argosy Casino and other casinos to come would put an end to horseracing in Kansas City. The Legends at that time was nothing but farmland and fence posts.
The Broadway Bridge was only a couple years removed from charging a .25 cent toll. When did the 18th Expressway in KCK stop charging a toll?
Your local TV news anchors were Larry Moore (TV 9), Phil Witt (TV 4) and Wendall Anschutz (TV 5). Those male TV news anchors have better job security than a Supreme Court judge.
Mike Thompson was in his second year as FOX 4’s main weatherman. Gary Lezak was his fresh-faced weekend replacement. Those TV meteorologist guys don’t change much more than San Diego’s weather.
The last official Chiefs’ Red Friday was held in Westport and hosted by the Chiefs, the Westport Merchants and the Chiefs’ Red Coaters. A falling out between King Carl and Craig Glazer resulted in the Chiefs pulling their support in 1994 and Glazer renaming the Westport event Outlaw Red Friday.
I know many point to Whitlock’s arrival in Kansas City in 1994 as the reason the Chiefs have been in a 17-year funk. Could it be that the same year Pork Chop departs The Kansas City Star and our town that the Chiefs get their mojo back and win a playoff game? Sweat! I mean, sweet!
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18 Responses to Take 1993: The Last Time The Chiefs Won A Playoff Game…

  1. Gavin says:

    other stuff
    The #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100 for 1993 was “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston.

    The Top grossing film was “Jurassic Park” and the Best Film Oscar winner was “Schindler’s List.”

    A twelve year-old Anna Paquin won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. Watch an episode of “True Blood” if you want to see how much things have changed.

    Bill Clinton was inaugurated President of the United States for his first term in 1993.

    In February, 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed, killing six people.

    Monica Seles, a dominant star in women’s tennis, was stabbed by a fan of rival Steffi Graf.

  2. Rainbow Man says:

    Wow
    Hall…. great work here. This should get picked up by every local publication, paper or electronic. This says it all. You are a good writer.

  3. Ptolemy says:

    Simply Superb Work!!!
    Tying the Whitlock Effect to the Chiefs was magnificent work. This was an enjoyable read.

    Nice work!

  4. chuck says:

    great read.
    🙂

  5. DonkeyPunch says:

    1993
    Good article GH

    I was a sophmore in high school and hadn’t really learned about the hooch……..yet

    Was driving a 1989 Ford Mustang LX and thought I was the coolest. I look back and I was the Nick Wright dbag of 1993

    Showtime had quasi-porn on Saturday nights after 10:30. Always waited until my folks went to bed and immediately turned to channel 22B to catch some skin. (Repeat my thought of being the Nick Wright dbag of 1993)

  6. Chet says:

    Great read Hall. I graduated High School in ’93, and watched that KSU Bowl game in person. I can’t believe that was 17 years ago.

  7. olathecat says:

    1993
    I had yet to meet my wife of 14 and a half years the last time the Chiefs won a playoff game.

  8. bschloz says:

    93
    Bought me one of them new fangled fax machines….
    Carried one of those Gordon Gekko SWBELL Car Phones that got up to about 120 degrees in your ear.
    Whats a Google?

    ARROWHEAD!!!!!!
    HOME OF THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFSSSSSS

  9. Johnny Utah says:

    really January 1994
    two big KC Chiefs playoffs wins…. and Tonya Harding’s goons assault Nancy Kerrigan.

  10. Kerouac says:

    YESTERDAY
    kcindy was ‘morrow’s destiny… CHIEFS now but a faded memory, oh I believe in yesterday

    “Could it be that the same year Pork Chop departs The Kansas City Star and our town that the Chiefs get their mojo back and win a playoff game?”

    – it’s later than you think, which is to say… NO

    Personally, it’s always ‘1969’ at my house, give or take – ‘CHIEFS CHAMPS OF THE WORLD’ Kansas City Times newspaper 1/12/70 still under glass on the wall, my (once) brand new Dodge Challenger RT 426 Hemi is still in the garage 100,000 miles older (Lenny Dawson won one aft being named MVP Superbowl IV), Glen Hansen & Charles Gray were doing news at KMBC, Bruce Rice sports at KCMO and WHB – “World’s Happiest Broadcasters” – was all about the music & personalities (alumni includes Johnny Dolan and Phil Jay), Royals were ‘new’ – AFL/NFL merger too – and Otis, Buck, Bobby & Willie were not yet old… yesterday.

    Yesterday,
    the CHIEFS troubles seemed so far away
    Decades later they are here to stay
    Once we were Champs
    That yesterday

    Suddenly
    Team got old unlike they used to be
    Younger teams ran & passed over we
    Oh, yesterday
    Came suddenly

    Why Hank
    Had to go I don’t know
    He couldn’t stay
    They said
    “Dollar$ reign – move along
    It’s a new day.”

    Yesterday
    Record ours no one could doubt I say
    Now tomato cans are all we play
    Oh, I believe
    In yesterday

    Why Hank
    Had to go I don’t know
    He couldn’t stay
    They said
    “Dollar$ reign – move along
    It’s a new day.”

    Yesterday
    Record ours no one could doubt I say
    Now tomato cans are all we play
    Oh, I believe
    In yesterday

    * sniff *

  11. Java Man says:

    VCR tape somewhere around here
    I remember OJ Simpson sideline reporting and interviewing G Brett. Halftime they were talking about a sophomore Tamarick Vanover and his possible draft status.

  12. Russ says:

    It was my 21st birthday…

  13. MrJayhawk says:

    Joehemian Rhapsody
    Anyone have a copy of the song I think KY came up with based on Bohemian Rhapsody?

  14. Paul G says:

    Superfan
    I remember Ed Biehler took credit for getting Carl to come to KC and run the Chiefs

  15. Kerouac says:

    Hush hush sweet (k)cindy, cindy don’t you cry
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-VEN DOMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TION

    Kerouac told all ya alls how it was gonna be. You know who you are: chuckie cheese pizza, bs schnoz, rainbow brite, mr, glazedover, harley har har… et al.

    No more tomato cans – coach returneth to pumpkin, wheels fall off the FRAUDCHISE (EXPOSED: 3 ints, 2 or was it 3 fumbles?), charles become LJ running in cement & going nowhere, fast.

    Why?

    Una vez mas.

    NO MORE TOMATO CANS to kick around.

    The final kcindy line the 2010 frauds:

    0-2 vs winning teams, 2-4 vs .500 teams – oh, and can’t forget that poor DEN team’s beat down of ‘rella – a cumulative 2-7 vs teams with a pulse, any. The rest? tomato cans 8-0.

    Get it now ye gullible fandumb?

    Now, let’s FIRE egoli & hailme and Kerouac can once again root for His team: the team formerly known as the ‘CHIEFS.’

    (PS) Even SEATT advances in post season – heh heh heh. There is your basic (lack of) valdity the modern NFL, just as Kerouac illuminated all season long.

    Now that the pretenders’ have been dismissed, the 8 current NFL teams with an pulse any (tho none could carry the shoes the 1969 Chiefs, Raiders or Vikings as well as 60 other teams since) will bring the farce called ‘modern NFL’ to a fitting conclusion…ho hums resonating.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    : )

  16. John says:

    I guess it was the weak schedule after all….
    The Ravens looked light-years ahead of KC. Only the biggest Camerohead homer would think otherwise.

  17. chuck says:

    Kerowhackoff- your Chargers didn’t play today
    Are ya payin attention?

    I am going to wait until Glazer posts, then, I am going to take you down the rut I have drug your miserable ass through since you STDiego Chaokers coughed up a fur ball.

    Seriously, are you fuckin shittn me?

    Your team was out in the 15th week.

    By the way, the whole ‘nee’ thing, its funny, to me, just to me, because of the pretense…. 🙂

  18. Kerouac says:

    You are correct John
    ‘rella was a fraud, a joke, a MIRAGE… my team (formerly known as CHIEFS but now as kcindy) has been lost in the football wilderness the NFL since Hank Stram left (and for 3 years before that, actually.) Based on how the clerk, egoli & hailme are treading water and via the fact they’ll have to play a legit schedule in 2011 – if they play at all – expect no more than 2 to 3 wins – tops – just as they were a 2 or 3 win team this year in actuality. Come to think of it/that said, they might go 0-16 next year…and I shall have to say once more as this year:

    Kerouac nails another!

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