We win the AFC West and only 60,000 people turned out Arrowhead for the Titans game. The Chiefs blame it on low attendance across the league the day after Christmas.
TOP 5 OTHER REASONS ARROWHEAD WASN’T FULL:
5. Grandma only gave us ten bucks for Christmas.
4. Titans fans got lost because Rand McNally map uses big words.
3. Kansas City fans are all caught up in Royals mania.
2. After years of tailgating, the other 30,000 fans are too fat to fit in the stadium.
1. The Joel Osteen show ran late.
The Chiefs are sending 3 players to the pro-bowl. Dwayne Bowe, Jamaal Charles and Brian Waters all received the call on Tuesday. D-Bowe got so excited he dropped the phone
My latest euphemism for sex, courtesy of the Country Club Plaza: RUBBING THE WILD BOAR OF FLORENCE