Starbeams: Mizzou named top college haven for drug use; FedEx screw up

The Daily Beast has released a list of the top 50 college campuses that are havens for drug use (or, as we used to call it, the chemistry department.

MIZZOU came in at number 40.

The University of Kansas didn’t even make the list. What a slap in the face to the city of Lawrence!

Chiefs coach Todd Haley says we shouldn’t put the blame for Sunday’s loss entirely on Brodie Croyle. We should also put the blame on Croyle’s parents and anyone who coached him along the way.


Fed Ex had its busiest day ever on Monday, shipping more than 16 million packages.


Most of the packages contained people’s résumés.

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5 Responses to Starbeams: Mizzou named top college haven for drug use; FedEx screw up

  1. Monkeyhawk says:

    Just tells me Mizzou people get caught
    We’ve been abusing drugs since KU was called Berkley on the Kaw.

  2. Guy Who Says What Others Think says:

    #40? Jesus, you made it sound like #1.
    Oh and what the FUCK is the Daily Beast, and why should we give a hot shit about what it says?

  3. FollowKentBabb OnTwitter says:

    when i need a good fix….
    Whenever I’m Jones’n for some KC Chiefs coverage, I get my fix by hitting up @KentBabb on Twitter. Will get you higher than a trunk load of Bam Morris’ goodies.

    Follow @KentBabb on Twitter for the latest and greatest Chiefs coverage.

    P/S. Don’t do drugs kids. You don’t want to end up a Raiders fan. Hiooooooo!!!

  4. chuck says:

    Don’t follow Kent Babb on tweeter.
    Get a life. You have something, anything better to do than follow Kent Babb on tweeter. Think back to how you got to this point in your life. No matter how good or bad it is, you gotta believe that following Kent fuckin Babb on tweeter somehow diminishes the quality and validity of your efforts. ——–You could spend more time wiping your ass, and be light years ahead of gleaning info from some sports hack who is so fuckin annoying he keeps metronomicly repeating, like an info commercial mantra, “follow ME on tweeter”.———-If in fact, you have actually tried to “follow” this glebe on twitter, then go into your garage, close the garage door, start the car, stand on a ladder with a rope around your neck, put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, you have NOTHING left to offer this universe.

  5. chuck says:

    This thing is messing up Herne
    I posted that and it didn’t print it all. Oh well. Still, DO NOT follow Bent Crab on tweeter.

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