Starbeams: Thanksgiving Tidings

TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD AT A KANSAS CITY THANKSGIVING DINNER:

#5. If I eat any more, it’ll take two TSA agents to grope me at the airport.

#4. Get a towel. Dwayne Bowe just dropped the turkey.

#3. There must have been half a million people at the Plaza lighting ceremony.

#2. Mayor Funkhouser is here to put the star on top of the tree.

#1. Pass the BBQ Sauce!

In honor of National Opt-out Day, I went to KCI and held a sign that said FREE GROPES. I’ve never met so many male flight attendants.

 

Why would anyone cook for Thanksgiving when the McRib is back?

 

Good news! The giant West Edge project on the Country Club Plaza finally sold.

Bad news! It sold to the Dollar General Store.

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